Know Your Temps : TrolleyDave

[TrolleyDave]

NeSchn, playallday or Brian117?

playallday is a big fat stupid doody head! (bonus points for what show that line comes from!)
How many games do you OWN? Alot. I've got a NES, SNES, Megadrive, N64, Sega Saturn, PSX, Dreamcast, 360, Atari ST, Amiga, Gamegear, Gameboy and DS collection!
How many games do you less then legally own?

Lots.

Why do I keep thinking your a staff member?
Hadrian or Toni? Hadoni
Zelda or Mario? While Mario has bigger boobies, Zelda looks cuter.
360, PS3, PC or Wii? I only own a 360.
Play any music? Only stuff recorded by actual musicians.
How's life in the UK? It's great!
Will you go on Tempcast soon? I've been on the tempcast.
Windows, Mac or Linux? (hint: Linux is the only right answer) I've got no experiences with a Mac and I use Windows over Linux.
Thoughts on my epicness? You have epicness?
At what age did you play your first game? About the age opf 10.
What was the first console you ever got? NES.

Hey buddy!!! Hey ifish mate!

how would life be in 2d? It would be like living in George Bush Jrs head.
what if life was a side scroller? Life isn't a side scroller?
what is your look on fish? They're tastey covered in batter with chips and gravy.
you gonna get the supercard dstwo? Probably not but it depends on the homebrew that comes out taking advantage of it.
would you be my RollySlave? Nope.
do you like me? You're alright mate.
am i fawsome, fawsome mean fucking awesome? I'll take a fifth of vodka please.
is toni sexy? Of course he is!
who is the hottest temper? Which one's are currently on fire and what is their temperature?
why dont you have any clear pictures of yourself on facebook? Because I use a crappy old webcam to take the pictures.
is it hard answering so many questions? Nope.

bye bye m,ate Laters!

Ireland or Scotland I've only ever been to Scotland, but it was awesome!
Why do I also always think you're part of the staff Dunno!
Sword or the Pen Depends on the opponent!
Xbox 360 or PS3 Only own a 360 and it's all I really have experience of.
DS, DSL or DSi DS.
Yellow or Yellow Fanny.
Green or Pancakes Easy women.
Cat Orc or Hadrian Hadrians Cat Orc.
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[TrolleyDave]

Back... With a fierce and unrivaled vengeance!

Questions with regards to Britain:
What do you think of my English? It's better than most English teenagers.
Is it better than yours? It's better than mine was at your age.
If it is, then you are a failure as a brit, aren't you? Not, one of the prime requisates of being English is being bad at it.
I'm an official citizen of a country that used to officially be a Crown Colony of Great Britain, does that make me and my forefathers British? If you were born during a time when it was a Crown Colony then yes!
Do you agree when family guy said British are lovely people? British people are awesome, well apart from the breed known as "the chavs".
British men are sexy. British women are sexier.
Are you a welsh man? My Dad is.
I wish to know more about the Queen's German blood origin. Then you'll have to ask someone else!

Questions about music:
Best British hard rock band?(Zeppelin, Deep Purple, Sabbath, etc) The Sex Pistols
Best British heavy metal band?(Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, etc) Queen
Best British rock band?(Beatles, The Who, Rolling Stones, etc) Half Man Half Biscuit
Best British punk band?(Pistols, Clash, etc) Wham
Best British alternative band?(Radiohead, Muse, etc.) Cher
Best Brit pop band?(Oasis, Blur, etc.) Miley Cyrus
Favorite genre? Don't have one.
Opinion on pop? It's mostly shit but there are pop tunes I like
Who do you think is better at rock music? U.S. or U.K.? US, simply because it has more people and it's harder to rise above the rest.
Do you think Miley Cyrus is really that bad? I've never really paid attention to her.

Questions about politics:
What exactly does your ideology comprise of? Explain it down to every single minor detail. I'm anti-capitalism and pro-socialism[/n]
Do you really wish to continue fooling yourself that your sloppy and horrendous ideology is better than mine? Of course I will
Or are you just trying to keep your pride because a teenager who only started dabbing into the world of politics 2 years ago thinks up a better ideology than you? Your ideology is just capitalism with a "Nyaah" added at the end.
What is so bad about capitalism to garner extreme hate from you? I encourages greed, a lack of unity and a lack of compassion.
How long has Great Britain not been "great"? Since Thatcher made the US landlord.
Do you agree that political correctness is intellectually challenged? I do.
America has some interesting elections don't you think? Not particularly.
But when the leaders get their seat, they aren't really that interesting any more, right? All US politicians are just meat puppets for the corporations.

Questions about you:
What is your job? Explain your job scope, working hours, etc. I am currently unemployed.
Or are you really homeless and live in a cardboard box? I am currently housed in a cardboard box.
How irritated are you presently after answering all the questions? Not at all.
Play a sport? Not really any more. Used to heavily involved in martial arts and played alot of football.
Play an instrument? Started learning the bass when I was 18 but I was never very good at it.
Family Guy, Cleaveland Show, South Park or Simpsons? The Cleveland Show has started becoming really good, but it still isn't quite up to Family Guys standards yet.
Opinion on social etiquette? It should be taught in British schools!
Are you narcissist? I love me more than any other person on the planet.
Can you sing? I can pretend to sing.

I'm done. SUCH A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LIST! I am awesome. You are not. Boo hoo

I'm just kidding, you are awesome and I love you, Dave ;wub;, sorry for wasting so much of your time, you can ignore most of the questions if you want. Of course I won't ignore the questions! You're pretty cool yourself Dommy!

You guys are tryin to kill him with all these questions!

Trolley are you ok? I'm rather stoned as it goes! lol

Trolley?

Hatsu? :confused:

QUOTE(A Gay Little Cat Boy @ Jan 16 2010, 04:31 AM)

If you could fly, would you fly? Of course I would!
How many cat boys do you know? Only you.
GBA or ngage? GBA
If you knew me, would you buy me a beer? Of course!
How many fingers am I holding up? None, because you're typing.
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Not at all. They could be carried.
Ubuntu or Fedora? Pork Pie
Mac Or Windows? Not got any experience with Macs
Big ass hammer or big ass ax? Axe of course!
Have you ever watched any of The Angry Video Game Nerd's videos? Nope.

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Glass half empty or half full? Neither, it's half a glass.
Am I cute? Are you female?
Are all my questions annoying you? Nope.
Have you ever seen a one eyed bull frog? Only after I poked one in the eye with a toothpick.
Back to question 1, where would you fly to? I would fly you nowhere with a ticket.
Would you like some pie right now? Hair pie?
Do these spambots annoy you as well? They make me laugh usually.
If you could would you throw rocks at them with me? Of course!
Edit: Forgot something, I vote TrolleyDave to be a moderator! Why?

 

[MegaAce™]

Why do you always look so friendly on pictures you take?

 

[TrolleyDave]

I only know of one, but I shall protect it's location even if means biting my own tongue during torture.If you know where one is, the other is just on the other side

1. Bad-ass pirate, or bad ass-pirate? Well Freddy Mercury seemed like a nice enough guy but I'd rather be a bad-ass pirate.

2. If you could fly at the speed of light, where would you go? I'd see if there really was an edge to the universe.
3. Why hasn't this topic replaced the forum rules? Blasphemy! hahaha That was great fun writing! I should do an updated one.
4. 7
5. I read another topic of yours long ago. When I wanted to read it again, I couldn't find it. It was the one about your proposal for a GBAtemp elite force dedicated to knocking on the doors of trolls and bitch-slapping them. Where is that thread?!?! That was the awesome Trolley Initiative started by Veho!

Why do you hate well focused photos so much? Because my hotness would cause the world to come to a standstill if my pictures were in focus. It would be like The Happening:TrolleyDave
Could you beat Andre the Giant's corpse in a fight? I could do other much more profitable things with it.
And my standard KYT question, If you were a tree, what tree would you be? (bonus points if you know where that came from) I would be a bonsai tree, so I could be indoors and watch telly. (I recognise the line from a film but don't know which one. Isn't their a line like "I'd be a giving tree" or something like that. Of course I could just be getting totally confused with something else.)

Revolutionize is....? not very revolutionary.
Steak or Carrots? Carnivore FTW!
Nintendo DS or PSP? DS, but I ain't really got much experience with the PSP.
Wii, 360 or PS3? I only own a 360.
Coffee or tea? Tea, Coffee sucks.
For

or against it? anti-

Like snow or hate it? Like it until it causes me problems.

are you busy? Busy-ish
do you see how hard this is? I don't really want to see how hard is.
do you love me? You fart yourself awake.
do i love me? 15 men on a dead mans chest, how big was the man?
do you like rolling in dirt? Fiddlesticks.

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QUOTE(A Gay Little Cat Boy @ Jan 16 2010, 10:28 PM)

Where is everyone? Down the pub!

QUOTE(MegaAce™ @ Jan 17 2010, 05:50 PM)

Why do you always look so friendly on pictures you take?

Because I'm an exceptionally friendly guy! What, you wanna fight about it or something?

 

[MegaAce™]

Let's make a deal, I'll pay you the flight from UK to Germany and we'll fight on the streets here?

Spoiler

Don't take it seriously, I'm not that good at fighting.

 

[Minox]

OK, so we know you're Dave, but why Trolley?
Cuddled to death by kitten or torn apart by a shark?
Favorite animal?
Pie/cake?
If you said cake in the above question - why so traitorous?

 

[TrolleyDave]

Let's make a deal, I'll pay you the flight from UK to Germany and we'll fight on the streets here?

Can't we just hop over to Amsterdam and get completely out of our skulls instead?

Spoiler

Don't take it seriously, I'm not that good at fighting.

Neither am I honest guv, can't you tell by the way I look! lol

QUOTE(Minox_IX @ Jan 17 2010, 06:21 PM) OK, so we know you're Dave, but why Trolley? Because I used to be a trolley collector at a shopping mall and it became my nickname.
Cuddled to death by kitten or torn apart by a shark? Cuddled to death by a shark.
Favorite animal? Wolf.
Pie/cake? Cake FTW
If you said cake in the above question - why so traitorous?

Because I am a descendant of Guy Fawkes!

 

[TrolleyDave]

And thus concludes this season of Know Your Temps! I'd like to say thanks to everyone who took part, all the tempers in the spotlight and all the tempers who asked the questions! It was great fun reading all the questions and answers. Here's hoping we see you all again next season!