What do you like most about GBATemp?
All of the wonderful users and great posts. If only the Temp actually had those.
Do you own a vehicle?
2008 Chevy Aveo. It's an alright vehicle, good on gas and I put 2 12" subs in it 
Relationship Status?
Complicated >.<
Hobbies?
Fapping Uhh same as most here; playing vidya, watching tv/movies, reading etc etc
Do you have any aspirations of becoming a GBATemp Staff member?
I would accept if they picked me, but I don't aspire to be a staff member
How exactly are you a jerk/dickbutt?
I used to make lots of people butthurt a while back and it was funny. Vulpes said I'm the only person you can tell to go fuck himself cuz I'm a dick and an asshole 
You happy Valwin's back?
I liked it better when he was banned, but don't mind that he's back cuz he only posts retarded status updates (or at least used to)
Would you accept the title of GBATemp's most badass member?
Err...I'm sure some people would disagree with that. But hell, I'd accept it.
High School or Uni?
High School at the moment.