We regretfully inform everyone that ifish's warning level has been raised to 20% and he is therefore DISQUALIFIED from his session of Know Your 'Temps.
THREAD CLOSED!
(And there was much rejoicing!)
.....aww shit, I've been informed that this is a decidedly cruel joke and an unwarranted abuse of power.
YOU DICK!!
Well in that case, I guess I'll just have to ask you questions.
(Booooorrriiinngg!)
1: Can you use the phrase "Cool story bro" properly in a sentence?
Me? no
2: What about the phrase "Hurf durf"?
Nah
3: How many of your KYT answers have been lies?
......
4: Was that last answer a lie?
it was indeed fake
4½: Really?
;_;
5: Why are you so easy to mess with?
BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT!!
6: Why does messing with you never cease to amuse me?
Because i fall for it
7: What have you learned from this experience?
Most likly not
8: WHAT is your name?
Geoff
9: WHAT is your quest?
To save my princess!!
10: WHAT is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? O.o
11: Why do I get the feeling you won't get the references in questions 8 through 10?
WHYY??
12: If a rooster lays an egg on the peak of a gabled roof at high noon on a Tuesday, will the egg roll to the left or to the right?
It is Right
13: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
No idea
14: What sort of career would you enjoy the most?
Programming
14¼: What sort of job do you actually expect to do when you grow up?
Working with computers
14¾: How the hell could you possibly pick up chicks doing
that?
Just smile and wave
15: Are you thinking with portals?
I wish i had a portable portal gun that shoots portable portals
QUOTE(BoxShot @ Jun 1 2010, 09:35 PM) Will you give me $5?
nuuuu
Will you buy me a mac to break?
Nowai
Will you buy me a mac for no reason?
No, i will buy you nothing!!
Why do you love Apple?
First computer i ever used, it grew on me
Why do I not like Apple?
Over priced? you cannot afford it?
Will you shave your head bald?
NO!!!
Will you shave your head bald for $100?
Yes
Why you so obsessed over your hair?
Becuase i love it!! it makes me part of who i am
Is your head itchy ever?
nah
Do you wear hats?
never
[ifish]'d
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If a plane crashed between Russia and China where do you bury the survivors?
WE DONT BURRY SURVIVORS!!!
If I can predict the score at the beginning of a football game what is the score?
?????