Kidnap a user.

[Mr_Reaper]

Butttt, you can't fuck all of us at once--maximum is 9, I tried, unless you're an Albert Fish fan.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Fish

Umm.... is that... a Freudian slip?

You've TRIED that?

 

[H1B1Esquire]

You've TRIED that?

No slip here.
You never tried having your own orgy?


Have you ever been inspired to try something in a movie?
...have you seen Caligula?

The Fish thing, no, but that's why I say, "unless".

 

[Dasher_The_Viral]

Wait wait... Who said we're kidnapping each other to fuck?

 

[H1B1Esquire]

Who said we're kidnapping each other to fuck?

What? That's...part of the thing.
Moneys.
Sex.
Murder.
Top three under, "Reasons to be kidnapped".......also sounds like a youtube video Mojo will publish in a week.

 

[Mr_Reaper]

Don't drag the rest of us down into your debauchery. Some people just like to keep human pets chained up in the basement.

Your reasons are so unimaginative.

There are plenty of good reasons for kidnapping that aren't so dull.

1. Twisted Scientific Experiments (Human Centipede, The Passage)

2. Overzealous Protective Parent (The People Under the Stairs)

3. Forced Transcendental Growth through Extreme Body Modification (Strangeland)

4. Getting that Ending you Really Wanted from your Favorite Author (Misery)

5. Making Yourself a Human Skin Suit (Silence of the Lambs) -- ok, that one is technically "murder" but not nearly as boring. The same goes for Saw, where the motivation is entertainment, but the end result is murder....


Now, who would you rather be kidnapped by? Someone who just thinks it's about boring sex, money, and murder.... or someone like me who gets really creative with my kidnappings?

 

[FAST6191]

5. Making Yourself a Human Skin Suit (Silence of the Lambs) -- ok, that one is technically "murder"

Guy doing the skin harvesting was an amateur though. If you are good you can maintain your provider and do something akin to skin grafts (like they might do for burn victims or something) and thus not have to worry as much there.

 

[smileyhead]

@LunaWofl so I can hug you

 

[p1ngpong]

I would say a few former members that dont post on here any more. But they have been tied up in my basement with broom handles and other object up their bums for a while now.

 

[Ghost]

I would say a few former members that dont post on here any more. But they have been tied up in my basement with broom handles and other object up their bums for a while now.

Would love them in the van! Let's get in touch.

 

[NoNAND]

*opens thread*

*closes thread*

*locks thread.

 

[THYPLEX]

Phew, i think i'm safe

 

[Deleted User]

Phew, i think i'm safe

You're not worth kidnapping. Go back in your cave.

 

[Ghost]

Phew, i think i'm safe

Get in the van.

 

[THYPLEX]

Phew, i think i'm safe

You're not worth kidnapping. Go back in your cave.

Uuh , that's harsh

 

[H1B1Esquire]

ok, that one is technically "murder"

Nahh, that's still murder--doesn't matter how you get there, as long as you get there. On top of that, those reasons are numbers 4-8. Still viable reasons to kidnap.

I actually just saw The Gray Man.......he had...some reasons to pull kidnappings, but you forgot eating people.
I mean, people kidnap (")animals(") to eat, so where's the cutoff on food and the lengths to go to get it?

 

[Mr_Reaper]

I just gave my van a cool custom paint job in Need For Speed Nitro (Wii).

Pretty sweet, right??

Oh crap, the cops!!

Uhhh, honest, officer, I think those kids were already in the back of my van when I bought it....

 

[drenal]

I just gave my van a cool custom paint job in Need For Speed Nitro (Wii).

Pretty sweet, right??

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Oh crap, the cops!!

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Uhhh, honest, officer, I think those kids were already in the back of my van when I bought it....

Is that ghostlatte's van?

 

[Mr_Reaper]

No, it's my van.

I was kidnapping before kidnapping was cool.

Here's my old Kidnapping Room in Habbo.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

.....THERE'S NOBODY HERE WORTH KIDNAPPING!
YOU ALL SUCK

 

[Ghost]

No, it's my van.

I was kidnapping before kidnapping was cool.

Here's my old Kidnapping Room in Habbo.

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I'm the only van master around here. You know the drill!