Kid sucks at Contra, complains it isn't as good as Halo.

[Law]

http://kotaku.com/5323178/11+year+old-expo...t-time-hates-it

If only he had some sort of contraption to help him beat this game!

If this is a repost, feel free to flame. Like fuck am I searching for anything.

What I like most is how he dislikes the music, stating it as "boring", but neither of the games he stated he prefers actually have good music, if any at most points. Another thing is how he keeps dying, but the game looks as if it's going at half speed.

 

[B-Blue]

i like turtles

 

[Splych]

i liek toast.

 

[Shakraka]

.

 

[NeSchn]

Man, fuck that kid. He wouldn't know a good game if it pooped in his Cola.

 

[Pizzaroo]

Up Up Dow-

 

[Vidboy10]

Wow.
Im 13 and a HC gamer but that kid is fucking stupid.

 

[DarkRey]

kids these days!!
i like my asshole

 

[Domination]

[sacarsm]Halo iz teh bestest game eva! It haz teh cool guy with the weird fuck helmet carrying assault rifles like a idiot! Bestest game eva! Halo teh graphics roxxor, Contra teh graphics look like sh1atzzz. OMG, i dun kno why teh other game companies made their classics, fuck them Halo teh game forever. [/sacarsm]

And CoD is better than Halo IMO anyways. Halo looks so |-|@r|)(0r3., it churns my intestines. I hated Contra's difficulty (lolwut, I really suck at gaming) but so it sucks? IT FUCKING SUXXOR? I guess that kid will probably find eating shit more enjoyable than eating steak.

On a side note: I liek mudkipz. Pokémanz teh awesomest harcore game eva!

 

[Raika]

Lolwut stupid kid!

 

[Man18]

first off everyone sucks at contra and halo being better is an opinion.

 

[Law]

first off everyone sucks at contra and halo being better is an opinion.

I've beaten it in a little over 30 minutes, without the Konami code.

 

[Veho]

Metal Slug > Contra.

 

[DarkRey]

first off everyone sucks at contra and halo being better is an opinion.

WTF!! HALO ITS BADA$$ GUMEZ OF UBERKOOLNEZ!!

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right, B, A, Start,
just because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else,
but youuuuu.

(it's -Select-Start for those of us who had friends)



could the kid be any more of a halotard?

 

[Man18]

Lolwut stupid kid!

The kid doesnt have to like contra, in fact him liking halo over contra is like someone saying SMB is better than Pong no one really gives a fuck.

 

[Deleted_171835]

Heck. The kids sucks at almost every game he is given. Contra, TMNT, Megaman, ANYTHING!

 

[Man18]

Failed topic quit bumping old topics

 

[Law]

Failed topic quit bumping old topics

You must really suck at Contra, you seem to hate it so much.

 

[Man18]

Failed topic quit bumping old topics

You must really suck at Contra, you seem to hate it so much.

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