Jesus?

[TrolleyDave]

edit: also black guy dying on a cross not all that popular in the states

Not any more.

Are you refering to that magazine cover with Kanye West?

Nope, I've not seen that one. I was more referring to the sport of lynching that used to be ever so popular in the south of the USA.

 

[The Worst]

edit: also black guy dying on a cross not all that popular in the states

Not quite yet.

fix'd


energy can not be destroyed. ENERGY IS GOD! And it's smart enough to create time travel. Who wants to join my energy time travel church?!?!

 

[jesuschristmonke]

energy can not be destroyed. ENERGY IS GOD! And it's smart enough to create time travel. Who wants to join my energy time travel church?!?!

I'm in. I can bring shrimp cocktail.

 

[Mewgia]

Hmm...wont many Christians find this outright offensive? I could be wrong, dont think this is allowed...

The internet cares not for religion.

 

[BoneMonkey]

lets all just worship me and be down with it


As your new god i require one piece of bacon from each of my followers a day if you do not you will be buried up to your neck and random dogs will come and lick your face and homeless ppl

 

[da_head]

and homeless ppl? so the dogs will lick our faces and homeless ppl's faces?

cmon god, get ur wording rite. loool

 

[jesuschristmonke]

lets all just worship me and be down with it


As your new god i require one piece of bacon from each of my followers a day if you do not you will be buried up to your neck and random dogs will come and lick your face and homeless ppl

I refuse to worship a god who withholds the numbers for next weeks lottery.

So give them up...

 

[JPH]

Folks, in the wise words of sinkhead - keep it tasteful.

 

[DarkAura]

Tasty!

 

[Destructobot]

What would be an example of a tasteful reply to a picture of a dog's anus that looks like Jesus?

 

[DarkAura]

a cat's ass

 

[chuckstudios]

It doesn't look a thing like Jesus
But it smells like a gentleman.

Why The Killers?

 

[BoneMonkey]

lets all just worship me and be down with it


As your new god i require one piece of bacon from each of my followers a day if you do not you will be buried up to your neck and random dogs will come and lick your face and homeless ppl

I refuse to worship a god who withholds the numbers for next weeks lottery.

So give them up...

your lucky numbers are tuesday
(bonemonkies have no concept of numbers)