Jesus' last name?

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Jesus ben Joseph

or


Jesus Fitzjoseph
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Westside said:
Jesus can have any last name unless it's prophet Jesus of Nazareth. He is known to us Muslims as ???? (Isa), or Yahya (A pretty common name) to Persian influenced nations. However, we do not refer to the Biblical Jesus with a last name.
Jesus Claymore then.
 

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have u not seen family guy

its jesus chong & he has noidea where people got christ from

but in all seriousnes its bibliacal times before last manes even existed
 

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His official last name is actually Jesus of Nazareth, but I think it has a lot to be disered, specially with so much fame, he should probably look for a consultant and change his name to Jesus Max Power, Jesus Steel or Jesus Bejesus
 

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Westside said:
Jesus can have any last name unless it's prophet Jesus of Nazareth. He is known to us Muslims as ???? (Isa). However, we do not refer to the Biblical Jesus with a last name.

Umm... He's referred to multiple times in the quran with a last name as isa ibn maryam (son of maryam).
In the old times, people didn't have last names like us. Their last names were the names of their fathers (though Jesus is an exception, I'm sure you know why.)

So i guess his last name would be son of mary.
 

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He was known as Jesus of Nazareth because he was from Nazareth, not because it was his last name..

Well, it was the same as Joseph's.. whatever it was.. I don't know if people had last names by that time
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