Jesus' last name?

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  1. VVoltz
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    Jesus McGod?
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  2. Bob Evil

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    Out of the corner of your eye
    Jesus ben Joseph

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    Jesus Fitzjoseph [​IMG]
     
  3. mthrnite

    mthrnite So it goes.

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    Shmeezus.

    No seriously, that's not it, but that would be really funny if it were.
    People would be like "Jesus Shmeezus, where ya been lately?!?"
     
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    This thread makes me cry.

    Mr. Jesus I'll-Fuck-Your-Shit-Up Christ [​IMG]
     
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  7. Westside

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    Jesus can have any last name unless it's prophet Jesus of Nazareth. He is known to us Muslims as عيسى (Isa). However, we do not refer to the Biblical Jesus with a last name.
     
  8. VVoltz
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    Bunch of ignorant fools, it is actually Jesus Christ
     
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    Christ!
     
  10. VVoltz
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    Jesus Claymore then.
     
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    Out of the corner of your eye
    Right Here, Right now, it's Jesus Jones [​IMG]
     
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    have u not seen family guy

    its jesus chong & he has noidea where people got christ from

    but in all seriousnes its bibliacal times before last manes even existed
     
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    Well the matrix and the story of Jesus are pretty much identical...Neo's last name was Anderson so... Jesus Anderson?
     
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    His official last name is actually Jesus of Nazareth, but I think it has a lot to be disered, specially with so much fame, he should probably look for a consultant and change his name to Jesus Max Power, Jesus Steel or Jesus Bejesus
     
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    Jesus Quintana - aka "The Jesus"?
     
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    Umm... He's referred to multiple times in the quran with a last name as isa ibn maryam (son of maryam).
    In the old times, people didn't have last names like us. Their last names were the names of their fathers (though Jesus is an exception, I'm sure you know why.)

    So i guess his last name would be son of mary.
     
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  20. CockroachMan

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    He was known as Jesus of Nazareth because he was from Nazareth, not because it was his last name..

    Well, it was the same as Joseph's.. whatever it was.. I don't know if people had last names by that time [​IMG]