Gaming Hardware Misc Is it safe to marinate my Wii in soy sauce?

[DexterYeen]

I would like to marinate my Wii in soy sauce to make the games sweeter to play
is this safe?

 

[Veho]

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That says nothing about soy sauce though.

 

[impeeza]

That says nothing about soy sauce though.

But the Wii console is not thirsty

 

[Veho]

But the Wii console is not thirsty

And soy sauce is... not good if you're thirsty.

https://gbatemp.net/threads/college-kid-overdoses-on-soy-sauce-falls-into-coma.349245/


Here, I made a new version:

 

[hippy dave]

Whatever you do, don't give it soylent. That's the wrong type of soy sauce.

Wii would look good in green tho tbh

 

[CoolMe]

And soy sauce is... not good if you're thirsty.

https://gbatemp.net/threads/college-kid-overdoses-on-soy-sauce-falls-into-coma.349245/


Here, I made a new version:

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What's soi saus?

 

[x65943]

I wouldn't if I were you

My games ARE sweeter now, BUT the Wii system menu was replaced with 国家歌 and it shocks you when you mention Taiwan

 

[DexterYeen]

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well duh, theyre doing it wrong it drinks through the disk port

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I wouldn't if I were you

My games ARE sweeter now, BUT the Wii system menu was replaced with 国家歌 and it shocks you when you mention Taiwan

-9 social points

 

[Veho]

For optimum effect, you can't just leave the console in the sauce, you need to really get the flavor in there:

 

[DexterYeen]

For optimum effect, you can't just leave the console in the sauce, you need to really get the flavor in there:


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mm, perhaps
I hate and love how this thread is like, half and half

 

[koffi_syrup]

I would like to marinate my Wii in soy sauce to make the games sweeter to play
is this safe?

this is secretly the poster rn

 

[DexterYeen]

View attachment 456173 this is secretly the poster rn

ommgghhhhhhhnbbbbbbbbb I don't like sucking on Wii connection ports what do you mean schloorp

 

[Jayinem]

If you're trying to be a soy boy with a Wii it is not only safe, but required.

 

[OilFreak]

Few people know that marinating your wii actually improves performance and provides better thermals.

 

[DexterYeen]

Few people know that marinating your wii actually improves performance and provides better thermals.

this is what I mean!

 

[AncientBoi]

Pfffffft. For better saltying it, just:

.... on it.

 

[The Catboy]

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They specify orange juice, which means anything else is up to speculation and testing

 

[Cranesbill]

They specify orange juice, which means anything else is up to speculation and testing

Heh, anything, heh, speculation, which means cum is still up for debate I mean wait what

 

[V10lator]

which means cum is still up for debate

It should be pretty salty, so maybe try it mixed with honey.

Could also be a nice thermal paste for the Wii.

 

[AncientBoi]

Heh, anything, heh, speculation, which means cum is still up for debate I mean wait what

It should be pretty salty, so maybe try it mixed with honey.

Could also be a nice thermal paste for the Wii.

[reminds you guys that, that Wonderfully Joyous substance is SWEET, Not Salty]

Don't ask how I know dis. [ gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp Swallow]

 

[DexterYeen]

oh god this diddnt notify me about the other messages and GOD this went to hell fast