I'm on to you, p1ng!

[Densetsu]

So p1ng was involved in a little discussion in the shoutbox yesterday about the merits (or lack thereof) of integrating the CPP into future revisions of the 3DS.

Spoiler: Older shouts on bottom, newer shouts on top:

But who gives a fuck about the CPP, what I'm about to reveal is infinitely more important.

The first image p1ng linked to (indicated by the arrow in the screenshot above) was this one:

Spoiler: Picture of p1ng's hand holding a Game Gear and a 3DS with the CPP attached:

Notice anything...peculiar?

Spoiler: Take a good look at p1ng's thumb:

Have you ever seen a fucking thumb like that before? I have.

This led me to one conclusion.

Spoiler: Prepare have your mind blown!

p1ng is none other than Megan Fox

MOAR PROOFS

It's the same damn thumb!!!

Spoiler: The secret is out, p1ng >:-|

p1ngpong​

 

[p1ngpong]

Megan Fox is my personal hand model.

I mean what the fuck, are you saying you don't have one?

Seriously she is really really really cheap to hire these days.

 

[nryn99]

didn't know megan fox had a thumb like that. but then again i had little interest with celebrities.

@Densetsu
thumb in said pic is left.
megan's is right.

 

[Densetsu]

Megan Fox is my personal hand model.

I mean what the fuck, are you saying you don't have one?

Seriously she is really really really cheap to hire these days.

Lies! D:

I like how you conveniently happened to be first one to reply so that you could try to contain the leak with a ludicrous cover story before anyone started to agree with me.

Your secret is out, p1ng!

Or should I say...Megan!

Usually it's males pretending to be females online, but you one-upped everyone because you're really a smokin' hot female in real life pretending to be a frail Croatian child with a perpetual bad attitude!

Spoiler

I can't wait until my friends get a load of this! They'll be so jelli when I tell them I'm in regular contact with Megan Fox!

Well-played, Megan. Well-played. Had me fooled for years!

@Densetsu
thumb in said pic is left.
megan's is right.

Stop trying to poke holes in my theory that's totally not a theory because it's true

Besides, you're not making any sense!

 

[Daemauroa]

Megan Fox is my personal hand model.

I mean what the fuck, are you saying you don't have one?

Seriously she is really really really cheap to hire these days.

Lies! D:

I like how you conveniently happened to be first one to reply so that you could try to contain the leak with a ludicrous cover story before anyone started to agree with me.

Your secret is out, p1ng!

Or should I say...Megan!

Usually it's males pretending to be females online, but you one-upped everyone because you're really a smokin' hot female in real life pretending to be a frail Croatian child with a perpetual bad attitude!

Spoiler

I can't wait until my friends get a load of this! They'll be so jelli when I tell them I'm in regular contact with Megan Fox!

Well-played, Megan. Well-played. Had me fooled for years!

@[member='Densetsu']
thumb in said pic is left.
megan's is right.

Stop trying to poke holes in my theory that's totally not a theory because it's true

Besides, you're not making any sense!

lol, it made me laugh that someone like megan fox is using gbatemp.

on the other hand, I don't see any proof why she isn't here on gbatemp. (get the pun here?)

 

[Black-Ice]

Megan fox

wait...
does that mean p1ng ?

O.O;

 

[Paarish]

I'm not surprised really.

I always thought of Megan Fox as a sexy power-abusing bitch.

 

[nryn99]

@[member='Densetsu']
you cannot fool me ninja.

though this would make me love p1ng more. even though he gives nothing back.

 

[Flame]

my thumbs are my pretty than yours p1ng. HA!

 

[The Catboy]

This is how one gets 5 stars! ;o;
Now we all know "his" secret!

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Ew.

 

[raulpica]

Megan p1ng:
0/10 would not bang.

1) ugly thumb
2) gamegear? seriously?
3) bad taste in dresses, or lack of thereof

 

[NeoSupaMario]

Somehow... Way back when I was in middle school... A rumor got out that I was going out with Megan Fox. It was really weird.

 

[Shano56]

!p1ng ...!!!!

 

[raulpica]

Somehow... Way back when I was in middle school... A rumor got out that I was going out with Megan Fox. It was really weird.

Then you woke up

 

[Brian117]

[quote name='NeoSupaMario' timestamp='1340558757' post='4280886']
Somehow... Way back when I was in middle school... A rumor got out that I was going out with Megan Fox. It was really weird.
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[quote name='Pingouin7' timestamp=`340558757' post='4279755']
Ok
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[Gahars]

This explains everything and nothing at the same time. Brilliant!

 

[p1ngpong]

Somehow... Way back when I was in middle school... A rumor got out that I was going out with Megan Fox. It was really weird.

The closest you ever got to dating Megan Fox also involved your thumb. And the rest of your hand.

I beg you dont cry


;O;

 

[Densetsu]

The closest you ever got to dating Megan Fox also involved your thumb.

Why are you speaking in the third person D:

 

[NeoSupaMario]

I'm sure everyone at my middle school that were telling people that were just being assholes.

P.S. I'm willing to bet that p1ng's gonna lock this thread.