I'm an Undercover cop and I'm here to arrest you pirates

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  1. ElyosOfTheAbyss
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    I've been an undercover cop and I have caught you all in the act of pirating illegal or illegal copies of content. Our team has tracked your location and your local police department will find where you live.
     
  2. Touko White

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    You shall never catch me or Cammy! I downloaded her last night and she's really sleeping in right now.
    Undercover cop my arse.
     
  3. Enigma Hall

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    You know how dumb is to say it before arrest then, right?
     
  4. Noctosphere

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    it's so funny, because here in Canada, pirating game do is illegal, but police cannot do anything against us :)
    in Canada, we respect a lot the right of having a private life.
    so, the ISP can't tell the police that we are pirating a lot, or they will get in trouble.
    a random person who know I'm pirating can'T tell the police what I'm doing, or he will get in trouble.
    The police can't get proof of what I'm doing without a warrant, and they can't get a warrant without a minimum of proof.

    See? We can pirate games freely here :)
    Also, about flashcard, in Canada they aren'T illegal at all, however, what we are going to do with them might be. :P
     
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  5. Touko White

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    so lucky
    this country licks corporates' arses so much
     
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  6. xtheman

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    How do we know if you haven't committed illegal activity ehh? You may be a dirty pirate too. You should arrest yourself
     
  7. Touko White

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    Dirty legal-purchasing peasants.
    We are the glorious torrenting piraters master race.

    (that didn't come out well>>>)
     
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    fuck the police. i'm downloading a new house to live in.
     
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  9. Tomato Hentai

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    Can you download a life?
     
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  10. Touko White

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    I deleted the torrent. I also deleted the Cammy torrent so you can't make carbon copies of her, only I can.
     
  11. mgrev

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    i don't think anyone on the internet has any to seed to you
     
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  12. Tomato Hentai

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    Still got the magnet link bru
     
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  13. Exavold

    Exavold lol

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    lol
    Biggest roast of 2016.
     
  14. Noctosphere

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    I once tried... Got à virus

    — Posts automatically merged - Please don't double post! —

    Life on internet is just like survey bypasser
    If someone claim to have one, it's obviously fake/a scam
     
  15. Touko White

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    Surveys when they exist are fake/scam item anyway, you never are receive the file you get.

    I pirated the universe by the way, and am typing from Cammy's house.
     
  16. CIAwesome526

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    Good thing there are no pirates here then, only privateers.
     
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    You wouldn't download a car
     
  19. CIAwesome526

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    Well, with the rise of 3d printers and all the materials that can be used in printing included conductors and insulators, if you download enough car part schematics, print them out, and peice then together with working 3d printed wiring and PCB's, you could, in fact, download a car.
     
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    ...and guns