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I'll give you some soiled Y-Fronts which have been worn to the gym for 5 days straight and only sniffed once (I tried selling them on ebay but there was no takers). If you wear them on a night out you'll be a guaranteed fanny magnet and all the chicks will be swooning around you due to the manly pheromones you will be emmitting. WARNING: You'd better wear welly boots with them though as your feet will get wet from all the moisture running down the chicks legs in your vicinity.
 

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I'll give you some soiled Y-Fronts which have been worn to the gym for 5 days straight and only sniffed once (I tried selling them on ebay but there was no takers). If you wear them on a night out you'll be a guaranteed fanny magnet and all the chicks will be swooning around you due to the manly pheromones you will be emmitting. WARNING: You'd better wear welly boots with them though as your feet will get wet from all the moisture running down the chicks legs in your vicinity.
Took me a bit to understand y-fronts is Brit for tighty whities

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It will set you back half a mallomar
I had to look that up. Around these parts they are called "Dickmann's".


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And half of a "dickmann's" would be a "dick" :mellow:
 

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