I should have touched grass

[sexually_inactive]

And soon I will be in big trouble

 

[hippy dave]

So whip out your ass
Right now quick quick on the double

 

[MPRTwice]

I haven't touched grass in what seems like years; I've walked, done patterns on, stomped on, and trained on grass, and I've even gotten grass stains on my uniform, but it's been some time since I actually touched grass.

 

[Exnor]

The grass in my town is mostly cover in dog piss and shit, so i guess i'm not touching grass anytime soon

 

[CoolMe]

The grass in my town is mostly cover in dog piss and shit, so i guess i'm not touching grass anytime soon

alternative? touch ass

 

[Veho]

The grass in my town is mostly cover in dog piss and shit, so i guess i'm not touching grass anytime soon

Touch astroturf.

 

[sexually_inactive]

I thought reposting that thread My medical condition finally got the best of me was going to get me a few warnings but it just got moved to the correct section and locked.

 

[K3Nv4]

I thought reposting that thread My medical condition finally got the best of me was going to get me a few warnings but it just got moved to the correct section and locked.

So you want enough warning points to lead to a ban? I'm sure a few staff wouldn't mind obliging.

 

[CoolMe]

So you want enough warning points to lead to a ban? I'm sure a few staff wouldn't mind obliging.

bro instead of touching grass he's touching and playing with fire

 

[K3Nv4]

bro instead of touching grass he's touching and playing with fire

Maybe he should touch lava.

 

[hippy dave]

alternative? touch ass

Only qualifies if it is both

1) not your own

and

2) CONSENSUAL

 

[emcintosh]

Boop

 

[hippy dave]