I finally touched grass

[sexually_inactive]

I ordered some wheatgrass juice on Uber Eats and stuck my dick in it. All without taking a single step outside.

 

[hippy dave]

If you keep sticking your dick in foodstuffs, you might have to change your username. We can start a thread for suggestions.

 

[AncientBoi]

If you keep sticking your dick in foodstuffs, you might have to change your username. We can start a thread for suggestions.

DikMoss

 

[CoolMe]

DikMoss

one doesn't just get that natty with normal inactivity, it takes a special kind of person & lots of dedication to achieve that, no pain no moss so to speak

 

[SylverReZ]

If you keep sticking your dick in foodstuffs, you might have to change your username. We can start a thread for suggestions.

Wouldn't be long until we start to see his OF appearing on the horizon.

 

[Exnor]

If you keep sticking your dick in foodstuffs, you might have to change your username. We can start a thread for suggestions.

Grasshumper comes to mind.

 

[TVL]

I like my women like I like my wheatgrass juice...

 

[hippy dave]

I like my women like I like my wheatgrass juice...

With sexually_inactive's dick in them?

 

[TVL]

With sexually_inactive's dick in them?

Of course, why do all that work yourself when you can just outsource it.

 

[The Catboy]