How do I find defeat now?

[MPRTwice]

I'm employed several times over, tens of thousands of dollars in surplus, living in an apartment where my neighbours were loud all night until I took measures with the landowners to make them stop under perjury, infected with sepsis making me skinny yet stronger and faster than ever before even in the snow with an upcoming appointment to get antibiotics that will make things even easier, receiving ten hours of fitness and combat training every day, using my other 8 waking hours coding, snarking, taking fruit juice every day to keep me going with my crazy-high metabolism and raising children. How do I find the meaning of defeat in this situation?

I will have to give up on the idea of me embracing defeat forever.

Even my past defeats are victories now.

 

[sexually_inactive]

infected with sepsis making me skinny yet stronger and faster than ever before even in the snow with an upcoming appointment to get antibiotics that will make things even easier

Sounds like you got that curse from Final Fantasy 13

 

[hippy dave]

 

[MPRTwice]

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I don't need a collie or other kind of sheep dog to watch a piece of farmland for me. I am my own security when need be: take a look at the videos I uploaded to this response!

I can take my pick whenever I want and prevail. The "alpha dogs" (what they called them at these places) lost to me, easily.

Between this and being a CEO and a twenty thousand dollar plus surplus (and a retirement pension with full benefits), and having the youthful appearance of a pre-teen, you know I have options. I went out to dinner with a billionaire; she agrees.

Got any videos to share of your victories? If not, anger is a great tool for breaking fitness records. Don't need to touch grass while one is hitting a bag better than Tyson can.

Edit: _dog_ gone it; I forgot one; here is also the 200 lb condensed bad with the "play hit" that broke one of its chains. _May_ _weather_ is history at this point.

 

[hippy dave]

I don't think looking prepubescent is the brag you think it is

 

[MPRTwice]

I don't think looking prepubescent is the brag you think it is

But being a tall youth is preferred to being an old man with baldness. I never had the need for hair transplants or plastic surgery. It's a gift to be seen as a very tall and youthful kid having thirty seven years. My friends look like they aged horribly and are already balding and showing signs of age otherwise, and some were born almost a decade later.

Meanwhile someone got enraged after I showed them a video of me during my black-belt test from 2005, because someone pointed out that I got younger over the past two decades, all because of a good attitude.

I told you; I embraced death twice and crippled it both times; it checks under the bed and behind the closet in fear of me.

 

[CoolMe]

next challenge is to defeat deeznuts, omglolrofl!

 

[MPRTwice]

next challenge is to defeat deeznuts, omglolrofl!

Breaking walnuts would be interesting. I bare knuckle dented the metal portion of a fridge when I was under the weather, does that count? (My grandfather likewise was fed up with being sick and punched a hole in the wall many years ago).

No worries; it's cool, but not as cool as you.

 

[hippy dave]

Maybe you'll set off someone's mothering instincts or something idk, I guess them wanting to cook you a hearty meal is some kind of substitute for them getting dripping wet for you

 

[MPRTwice]

Maybe you'll set off someone's mothering instincts or something idk, I guess them wanting to cook you a hearty meal is some kind of substitute for them getting dripping wet for you

But I don't train in the rain very often. I train in the snow. It's a dry kind of cold. And sorry; I don't know how to cook outside of spaghetti. Though I usually don't eat at all prior to KOing combat sports champions since like I said, I eat that stuff for breakfast. Combat sports is for chumps; I defeat that stuff effortlessly.

Though they do seem very angry when I jokingly tell them to go knock themselves out in attempting to defeat me.

One of them called me Mr. Miyagi when I did a thousand stirkes in a row against a bag in front of them:

The other one called me Episode 3 Obi-Wan:

What is with these nicknames? Peter parker, spiderman, obi wan, batman, bane, sheldon cooper, indiana jones, mr. miyagi, alfred, captain america? I get called a lot of things at the gym and at work.

 

[hippy dave]

You could always seek treatment for your delusions of grandeur if you genuinely want to fight a losing battle?

 

[MPRTwice]

You could always seek treatment for your delusions of grandeur if you genuinely want to fight a losing battle?

But that does not even exist. I did upload footage of my focus pad attacks in a previous post in this topic, after all. I'd be delusional to not call that concrete evidence of my statements. What kind of person would deny that they really punched a stack of bags on video when they see it? Glad that I'm not delusional; I see the video and know it.

Now, what would be delusional is to call EA and Ubisoft the best video game companies and a general role model for all others to follow. That or to enjoy lootboxes and want them back.

As a side note, we have a snow day today. I don't come in and still get paid. I really wanted to go to work today, but I cannot. Now I have to find something to do, such as more training or engineering.

Any suggestions for a sudden extra ten hours to work with that I wasn't expecting?

 

[hippy dave]

I've never suggested any doubt that you punch stuff.

Posting on here constantly, more than daily, about how amazing you are in an endless number of ways (not all of which sound like they would stand up to any scrutiny, dodging requests for evidence by proving yet again that, yes, you do indeed punch stuff, and acting like other people are really going to take that as proof of all your other claims) is not normal or particularly well adjusted behaviour.

 

[MPRTwice]

I've never suggested any doubt that you punch stuff.

Posting on here constantly, more than daily, about how amazing you are in an endless number of ways (not all of which sound like they would stand up to any scrutiny, dodging requests for evidence by proving yet again that, yes, you do indeed punch stuff, and acting like other people are really going to take that as proof of all your other claims) is not normal or particularly well adjusted behaviour.

I'm not amazing; I'm looking for things to do to keep myself busy. I do hate missing work, even if it is a paid snow day. I worked with clients online, etc., and now I have ten hours that I don't know how to use. I could chill out in the figurative and literal sense, perhaps.

I get bored very easily, even with tests:

 

[hippy dave]

I could chill out in the figurative and literal sense, perhaps.

Just chill out on the daily brag-fests and we're good

 

[MPRTwice]

Just chill out on the daily brag-fests and we're good

Can you suggest a hobby that will keep me busy? I know that using arcade longplays in the background keeps me occupied, as does the career stuff. I got bored of picking any combat sports person of my choice and defeating them.

I'm basically looking for a hobby; anyone know a non-competitive thing that is easy to do anywhere?

I am trying to get myself to start up octopath traveler, and do a 100% run. It's rare that I have the opportunity to do that, but since there is no work today and two weeks of vacation, perhaps someone can recommend a 100% completion walkthrough with no commentary.

I'm very hyper and constantly need to vent energy.

 

[hippy dave]

Can you suggest a hobby that will keep me busy? I know that using arcade longplays in the background keeps me occupied, as does the career stuff. I got bored of picking any combat sports person of my choice and defeating them.

I'm basically looking for a hobby; anyone know a non-competitive thing that is easy to do anywhere?

Might be a controversial suggestion on this site, but how about video games?

People knit, do other crafts, adult (no not porn) colouring books, reading, writing, etc

 

[hippy dave]

Learn a language? People have gone off the owl app since it jumped into the AI bubble, but I'm sure there are still great alternatives.

 

[MPRTwice]

Learn a language? People have gone off the owl app since it jumped into the AI bubble, but I'm sure there are still great alternatives.

I found something to do; where do I report GBATemp news? A great mod is about to recieve a major update.

 

[sexually_inactive]

Learn a language? People have gone off the owl app since it jumped into the AI bubble, but I'm sure there are still great alternatives.

If you're talking about Duolingo I tried it once or twice while it was popular and didn't like it. If you want to learn a language buy a textbook and go through it.