anus
asshole
arse bandit
arse hair
arse smell
arse breath
arse features
ugly person
buttocks
bugger lugs
to bugger until one is out of breath
bristols
breasts
beef curtain
female genitalia
balls
big biddie
breasts
ball bag
ball bag features
beaver
ball hang
ball swing
bollocks
big noise
bastard
basket
bastard
spanish
bender
bottie burp
bum hole
bunk up
blue helmet
boobs
brumie
breasts
bloody heck
blow off
bloody shite
brown hatter
bell end
beamer
chutney ferre
queer chap
chubbies/charlie
boobs
corn holer
chinamans eye
orifice at end of penis
japs eye
orifice at end of penis
cosk
chug nuts
bits of shite stuck in ones arse hair
dingles
bits of shite stuck in ones arse hair
cock of
to go away!
winnet
same as above
crispy knickers
devils crash helme
bell end
vaders helmet
bell end
dick head
donkey
dildo
dick splash/dirt box
docker
docking
dump master
dog wit
dog meat jelly
you diver
fuckwit
fart
fuckhole
flippin heck
fudge tunnel
fart hole
fart features
fart face
forskin jumper
flaps
flapper
friggardo
scottish
fister
flange
git
gut bucke
large person
gas
vagina
gristle arse
groaper
gannit
guff
gifting
gasher
hair pie
hair wound
fanny
rocket socket
cock pit
love lounge
hornet
hole sniffer
blue veined piccal
nob
chessey nob
gooba
jysm
jissum
jism. gissum
knickers, knackers, knockers (these three must be said together)
muppe
stupid person
gonz
stupid ugly person
ming
vagina
muf
vagina
second hole from the back of your nec
vagina
mother figure
mattress muncher
horse colla
big vagina
kojak in a rollneck jumpe
penis
kojak in a crew neck jumpe
circumsised penis
mungar
mutated person
mong
mutated person
munger
mutated person
nobjuice
nutbrown
nutter
nutjob
peni
the clasic
pillock
useless pillock
ponce
pillchar
smelly person
peckerhead
plowmans lump
piss flaps
quim
rucker
runt
rustler
ring piece
ring sniffer
full on robot chubby
smegm
cheesy residue found under forskin
shitter
slow turd
scrow-tee-cheese-rub
teste ball hang
spam sandwich
shit licker
shit toucher
jobby jobby plop plop
tosser
tit head
toe rag
understain
jessi
wet person, wimp
vag
vagy burger
vagina shiner
wanker
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