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umkAy thiss turoial tels yuo hwo 2 eet stuuf

credsits ot mi mmo nad dda fro tecaheng mee hwo 2 eet eye raelyl aprpecaite ti

thye wotre teh rset fo teh turoial fro mi

NOTE: My kid was only a year old when he wrote this and I'm his mother. He was close to tears when I was gonna delete this from his computer do here goes nothing, I'm finishing the tutorial for him.

  • get spoon or fork, some food uses either one of them and some uses both and some uses none
  • go to walmart or the home depot or target or shoptemp or sears or mcdonalds or mall and get food
  • now buy some food
  • get your utensils out if needed
  • unwrap the food
  • move your joints
  • turn on your grill
  • burn your hands
  • they should warm up and become stronger
  • now open your mouth
  • use your utensils to cut a piece of the food if needed
  • or use your teeth to take a bite
  • now swallow you do this by chewing on your food then allow a gap between your throat in order for it to go down your throat
  • keep doing it until your food is all eaten
now to drink

  • take a cup
  • put liquid in it
  • use either a fountain machine
  • push this lever with your cup held by your
  • hands
  • stuff should appear in the cup
  • or buy a drink
  • take the cap off
  • use your hands
  • put the tip of the drink towards the cup
  • pour it in your cup
  • now let's drink it
  • use your hands to hold the cup
  • open your mouth
  • put the cup against your mouth
  • let it flow through your mouth
  • you can use a straw to do stuff faster
  • just put your mouth against the straw
  • suck in air
  • now let the liquid go down your throat
  • open your throat
you might have to go to the bathroom later so be prepared

now bonus material

Quirky Quiz but I lost the instructions
I got a coloring page for you but I lost it

mu tish si em agani adn eye tahnk yuo fro unisg mi turoial hoep yuo cuold levea osme cmometsn dwon bwole
 

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English Converter to the rescue:
mkay, this tutorial tells you how to eat stuff.

Credits to my mum and dad for teaching me eat, I really appreciate it.

They wrote the rest of the tutorial for me.

NOTE: My kid was only a year old when he wrote this and I'm his mother. He was close to tears when I was gonna delete this from his computer do here goes nothing, I'm finishing the tutorial for him.

  • Get a spoon or fork, some food uses either one of them and some uses both and some uses none
  • Go to Walmart, the Home Depot, Target, ShopTemp, Sears, McDonalds or The mall.
  • Now buy some food
  • get your utensils out if needed
  • Unwrap the food
  • Move your joints
  • turn on your grill
  • burn your hands
  • they should warm up and become stronger
  • now open your mouth
  • use your utensils to cut a piece of the food if needed
  • or use your teeth to take a bite
  • now swallow you do this by chewing on your food then allow a gap between your throat in order for it to go down your throat
  • keep doing it until your food is all eaten
now to drink

  • take a cup
  • put liquid in it
  • use either a fountain machine
  • push this lever with your cup held by your
  • hands
  • stuff should appear in the cup
  • or buy a drink
  • take the cap off
  • use your hands
  • put the tip of the drink towards the cup
  • pour it in your cup
  • now let's drink it
  • use your hands to hold the cup
  • open your mouth
  • put the cup against your mouth
  • let it flow through your mouth
  • you can use a straw to do stuff faster
  • just put your mouth against the straw
  • suck in air
  • now let the liquid go down your throat
  • open your throat
you might have to go to the bathroom later so be prepared

now bonus material

Quirky Quiz but I lost the instructions
I got a coloring page for you but I lost it

you wont see them again and I thank you for using my tutorial could leave some comments down below


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