Have extremely detailed bullet point excuses explaining how you're Hawaiian in a round about fashion, she will bore and pass out. Whisk her off her feet. Profit... repeat? 



You're the exception then, but you may use my advice if you're in the market for a side chick hence, "repeat"... I only charge a 'like' for referencing my advice here.I don’t need a GBAtemp GF when I have a wife, who’s is also on GBAtemp


Not my intention, but it totally sounds that way when you mention itSo your plan is to kidnap?

With a stellar comment like that, how're you still sexually inactive!?To find a girlfriend here you say you're very rich and already have an apartment in a nice city and a car. Post comments actually worth reading and game online with the girl you're interested in, mainly playing her favourites and with voice chat enabled. Add her on Facebook and post from time to time with interesting weekend activities or meaningful life updates so she can see what a great life you have. After a few months she might just take a liking to you.

If I need a girlfriend on the Temp, I will just hit up @FatalAryiaYou're the exception then, but you may use my advice if you're in the market for a side chick hence, "repeat"... I only charge a 'like' for referencing my advice here.![]()
SamesiesIf I need a girlfriend on the Temp, I will just hit up @FatalAryia
I broke up with my girlfriend a few months ago and finding a new one takes time.With a stellar comment like that, how're you still sexually inactive!?

You must have poor finding skills if it took you that long to find your right hand after you lost your leftI broke up with my girlfriend a few months ago and finding a new one takes time.
If I need a girlfriend on the Temp, I will just hit up @FatalAryia
Do they count though? They haven't been back in over a year.Samesies

That’s my wife, not sure why Dave is thereDo they count though? They haven't been back in over a year.

Just send memes to a girl until she dates you. That’s what I didI broke up with my girlfriend a few months ago and finding a new one takes time.



