(Wasn't sure if this belonged in WiFi or hacking...figured I'd throw it in hacking because of my analysis and methods so far.) I'm trying to solve the dreaded 018-0512 error for Animal Crossing. Threw my 3DS into DMZ, static IP, etc. No good...EXCEPT for one person. So I figured eh, what the hell, I'll run nmap while this one person is connected, might as well see what ports are open for future notes, right? For those unfamiliar, nmap lets me run a network scan of various devices to see what ports are open, what OS it's running, what services are being run, etc. Google it if you're interested, it's a real powerful tool. I run nmap; the command I used, specifically, is: nmap -vv -sT -p1-65535 192.168.x.x This runs a full TCP scan on every known port so far and makes the output ultra-verbose. You know what I get? Nothing. All 65535 scanned ports on 192.168.x.x are closed. So I'm guessing I flubbed something up, because I refuse to believe the 3DS doesn't open any TCP connections for hosting an Animal Crossing server. Either that, or it's doing...something to confuse nmap somehow, which would be both more advanced than I gave it credit for and also seriously more WTF-worthy. So, long story short: Nintendo, how does your networking even work?!