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I hate it when it takes me 30 seconds to poop and 10 minutes to wipe my ass clean. It usually happens when a little piece of semi-soft doo doo gets stuck in the door to the anus and your muscle is unable to push it out, so you basically have to remove it with the toilet paper by repeatedly wiping your ass until it gets completely clean. That takes a while.

It's worse during the summer because no one deserves to stay 10 minutes in the bathroom at 40º C.

I don't know, I just felt like sharing this scientific fact with you guys.
 

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I hate it when it takes me 30 seconds to poop and 10 minutes to wipe my ass clean. It usually happens when a little piece of semi-soft doo doo gets stuck in the door to the anus and your muscle is unable to push it out, so you basically have to remove it with the toilet paper by repeatedly wiping your ass until it gets completely clean. That takes a while.

It's worse during the summer because no one deserves to stay 10 minutes in the bathroom at 40º C.

I don't know, I just felt like sharing this scientific fact with you guys.

Try leaning forwards, also it is less the entrance to your ring and more the hair surrounding it.
 

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Try leaning forwards, also it is less the entrance to your ring and more the hair surrounding it.
No no no, I know what he's talking about, it's when the poop is of that particular consistency that's too soft to push out as a single brick, but too hard to squirt out like regular diarrhea. You get something the consistency of fresh, squishy Play-Doh, that you can't snip in two or clamp shut easily because it's so doughy.
 

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