How EoF threads are created

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  1. Vulpes Abnocto
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  2. Jiehfeng

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    Under your fucking chair.
    SHIT! :shit:
    disgusting...
     
  3. Vulpes Abnocto
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    Butt ever so educational :teach:
     
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    guitarheroknight 1.6180339887

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    Ew.
     
  6. FAST6191

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    EOF threads never have that many amused onlookers.
     
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  7. DJPlace

    DJPlace P!ssed OFF Pyscho of GBA!!

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    wtf is that i don't even...
     
  8. zeello

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    my 6 year old son wants one of those for his birthday
     
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    That giant hand in the background is rather disturbing.
     
  10. Vulpes Abnocto
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    I'd like to see a video of the entire production. Alas there was none provided.
     
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    8/10, the children and the shit were accurate.
     
  13. Gahars

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    I'd post a video on how EoF threads play out, but I don't think I'm allowed to link to Interior Semiotics.
     
  14. Vulpes Abnocto
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    Ye-ah, none of that, and no Walls Fall Out either.
     
  15. Gahars

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    Oh, now you're really no fun. :P
     
  16. Veho

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    Vulpes4noFunAllowed ;O;
     
  17. Flame

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    I hate it when it takes me 30 seconds to poop and 10 minutes to wipe my ass clean. It usually happens when a little piece of semi-soft doo doo gets stuck in the door to the anus and your muscle is unable to push it out, so you basically have to remove it with the toilet paper by repeatedly wiping your ass until it gets completely clean. That takes a while.

    It's worse during the summer because no one deserves to stay 10 minutes in the bathroom at 40º C.

    I don't know, I just felt like sharing this scientific fact with you guys.
     
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    Try leaning forwards, also it is less the entrance to your ring and more the hair surrounding it.
     
  19. Veho

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    No no no, I know what he's talking about, it's when the poop is of that particular consistency that's too soft to push out as a single brick, but too hard to squirt out like regular diarrhea. You get something the consistency of fresh, squishy Play-Doh, that you can't snip in two or clamp shut easily because it's so doughy.
     
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    Can't say I have ever faced that problem then. I choose to believe I have a special arse.