How do you get tomatoes which actually taste nice?

[Calyptor]

Grow em yourself with plenty of water and sun

 

[The Catboy]

My girlfriend's mom grows her own tomatoes and those are pretty damn good tomatoes, so I am going to say homegrown properly makes them taste pretty good.

 

[AmandaRose]

Tomatoes are evil. Definitely my most hated food

 

[H1B1Esquire]

I dun goof'd.

Seriously, it appears you can grow good tomatoes via hay bails:

it looks like a really easy set up....barring bugs, horses, and hungry hungry hobo(e)s.