How do you get an American girlfriend

[K3Nv4]

I waive my money around but most the time they just say here's your food and give me dirty looks for putting $0 on the tip section.

 

[Veho]

 

[hippy dave]

Learn to speak American, y'all

 

[Skv0ra]

Learn to speak American, y'all

Mur'kan, dangit, get'er right! And ye kan only git'er rite in the fall with Pumpking Spice lattees from Torxbux!

 

[MPRTwice]

How? Depends:

North America:

Canada: Talk about politics and how bad they are to you in the U.S.

U.S.: Be uneducated and undisciplined. Bonus points if you have jail time, especially felonies. Girls like bad boys; the more crimes committed, the more they want to be with you.

Central America: Be a family man. Women there tend to prefer a responsible man.

Parts of South America: Work super hard, but be kind. Women there prefer a well-educated and disciplined man who will work hard and be kind to as many as possible, regardless of how many world-records he consistently breaks.

 

[sexually_inactive]

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