How do you get a moves like Jagger etc.

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  1. Veho
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  2. Rydian

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    I can show you all sorts of moves.

    In bed.

    Like how to prop a tablet up so you can watch videos while laying on your side.

    And how to avoid rolling over onto your own balls, somebody else's balls, or no balls (whichever is applicable).
     
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  3. Veho
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    That is not moves that is a lack of moves :glare:

    That is avoiding of moves in order to not squish your balls. :glare:
     
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    It's avoiding the moves that squish your balls.

    Like when imitating Jaegghar, you do not do moves that he does not do, to avoid touching his balls.
     
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  6. Veho
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    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    I see. I should probably avoid imitating the moves of Michael Jackson as well.
     
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  8. Rydian

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    As long as you're purposely avoiding imitating the lack of avoiding his moves, some balls somewhere will not be rolled onto.
     
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    Hadoshoryuken.
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  10. Gahars

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    Duh.

    1) Be born in England, 1943
    2) Be named Mick Jagger
    3) Form a band with Brian Jones, Ian Stewart, Keith Richards, Billy Wyman, and Charlie Watts
    4) Perform music and become big-time famous

    Jeez, it's not that hard. Come on, man, step up your game.
     
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    But when do I get to hump legs?
     
  12. Veho
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    As long as I don't land on Michael Jackson's balls, it's all good.
     
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    Not going to lie, it's a long term investment. On the bright side, you pull it off right, and you'll be humping and thumping (wumping, too, if you're into that sort of thing) well into your eighties.
     
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    All the moves like Jagger
    I've got the moves like Jagger
    I've got the moves like Jagger

    I don't need to try to control you
    Look into my eyes and I'll own you

    With them moves like Jagger
    I've got the moves like Jagger
    I've got the moves like Jagger​
     
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    I don't think I want this anymore.