How do you get a moves like Jagger etc.

[Veho]

Sorry if this is in the wrong place, feel free to move it.

 

[Rydian]

I can show you all sorts of moves.

In bed.

Like how to prop a tablet up so you can watch videos while laying on your side.

And how to avoid rolling over onto your own balls, somebody else's balls, or no balls (whichever is applicable).

 

[Veho]

Like how to prop a tablet up so you can watch videos while laying on your side.

And how to avoid rolling over onto your own balls, somebody else's balls, or no balls (whichever is applicable).

That is not moves that is a lack of moves

That is avoiding of moves in order to not squish your balls.

 

[Rydian]

That is not moves that is a lack of moves

That is avoiding of moves in order to not squish your balls.

It's avoiding the moves that squish your balls.

Like when imitating Jaegghar, you do not do moves that he does not do, to avoid touching his balls.

 

[Ubuntuの刀]

こんにちは！ハドショルｙケン！
タツマキセンプウキャク！
タツマキザンクウキャク！
man im bad at typing out japanese T_T

 

[Veho]

Like when imitating Jaegghar, you do not do moves that he does not do, to avoid touching his balls.

I see. I should probably avoid imitating the moves of Michael Jackson as well.

 

[Sop]

こんにちは！ハドショルｙケン！
タツマキセンプウキャク！
タツマキザンクウキャク！
man im bad at typing out japanese T_T

Who is Hadoshoru

 

[Rydian]

I see. I should probably avoid imitating the moves of Michael Jackson as well.

As long as you're purposely avoiding imitating the lack of avoiding his moves, some balls somewhere will not be rolled onto.

 

[Ubuntuの刀]

Who is Hadoshoru

Hadoshoryuken.
i meant to type Hadoushoryuken.

 

[Gahars]

Duh.

1) Be born in England, 1943
2) Be named Mick Jagger
3) Form a band with Brian Jones, Ian Stewart, Keith Richards, Billy Wyman, and Charlie Watts
4) Perform music and become big-time famous

Jeez, it's not that hard. Come on, man, step up your game.

 

[Rydian]

Duh.

1) Be born in England, 1943
2) Be named Mick Jagger
3) Form a band with Brian Jones, Ian Stewart, Keith Richards, Billy Wyman, and Charlie Watts
4) Perform music and become big-time famous

Jeez, it's not that hard. Come on, man, step up your game.

But when do I get to hump legs?

 

[Veho]

As long as you're purposely avoiding imitating the lack of avoiding his moves, some balls somewhere will not be rolled onto.

As long as I don't land on Michael Jackson's balls, it's all good.

 

[Gahars]

But when do I get to hump legs?

Not going to lie, it's a long term investment. On the bright side, you pull it off right, and you'll be humping and thumping (wumping, too, if you're into that sort of thing) well into your eighties.

 

[Flame]

Take me by the tongue
And I'll know you
Kiss me 'til you're drunk
And I'll show you

All the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger

I don't need to try to control you
Look into my eyes and I'll own you

With them moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger​

 

[Rydian]

you'll be humping and thumping (wumping, too, if you're into that sort of thing) well into your eighties.

I don't think I want this anymore.