how can i get a girlfriend?

[Deleted member 716285]

no explanation required.

 

[Xdqwerty]

I think the mother of @The Catboy is a femboy.

iirc it was a catgirl and his father was a wolfboy (or was it the opposite?)

 

[x65943]

Show them your 100% Darnell save file

Panties come flying off, I literally got so much action I don't know what to do with half of it

 

[Xdqwerty]

Show them your 100% Darnell save file

Panties come flying off, I literally got so much action I don't know what to do with half of it

Quagmire could teach you

 

[Deleted member 681324]

Low/high no matter when you doing you and having fun being one social butterfly. You need a Hawaiian in your life to learn you some vibes... it 100% attracts attention 60% of the time.

 

[Cranesbill]

Low/high no matter when you doing you and having fun being one social butterfly. You need a Hawaiian in your life to learn you some vibes... it 100% attracts attention 60% of the time.

So . . . 60% attracts attention 100% of the time in those 60%?

 

[x65943]

So . . . 60% attracts attention 100% of the time in those 60%?

60% of the time it works every time

 

[Cranesbill]

60% of the time it works every time

*Processing . . . Processing . . . Processing . . . Processing . . . * OOOOOOOOOOOOOH I GOTCHU I GOTCHU I GOTCHU

 

[Deleted member 716285]

okay, so, what's the best way to get a gf?

 

[Deleted member 681324]

Well, I'm ¾ water which means they don't understand why they 75% already like me... it's a numbers game

 

[Cranesbill]

okay, so, what's the best way to get a gf?

I guess start from the bottom? Get some female friends first, then work your way up until fewer and fewer stick out then BOOM there's one that's, well- the one!

 

[x65943]

okay, so, what's the best way to get a gf?

For over 18

Step 1 is be someone who is desirable

This usually requires for men, job, car, own place, confidence

Make dating profile on bumble/hinge - match and have interesting convos

Try to plan date on day 1 of matching, otherwise just move on because some people only wanna talk

That's it, that is all the steps - stupidly easy once you put in the work with having financial security basically

 

[Xdqwerty]

For over 18

Step 1 is be someone who is desirable

This usually requires for men, job, car, own place, confidence

Make dating profile on bumble/hinge - match and have interesting convos

Try to plan date on day 1 of matching, otherwise just move on because some people only wanna talk

That's it, that is all the steps - stupidly easy once you put in the work with having financial security basically

Op is 14

 

[Cranesbill]

Op is 14

Mate no offense, but that changes everything, I don't think it's time (nor healthy) to be in a relationship, take it from someone who had a girlfriend at 16 from someone far away from Europe. There were large impacts

 

[x65943]

For under 18 it's a crap shoot and all of those relationships are meaningless anyway - just for fun

I dated at 12, we would get ice cream together

Girl went to my school and we talked on myspace a lot before "dating"

 

[Deleted member 716285]

Mate no offense, but that changes everything, I don't think it's time (nor healthy) to be in a relationship, take it from someone who had a girlfriend at 16 from someone far away from Europe. There were large impacts

i know that most relationships are toxic at my age, i have been in one relationship and it went horribly, i made this post as a joke. i sometimes wish that i had someone to love but it just isn't good.

 

[Deleted member 681324]

And you have to not care about being a woman's meal ticket for the day... went on a tinder date, but scored two for the price of one. I did have to pay for two dates in one though, but it was worth it for the time it lasted.

 

[Cranesbill]

all of those relationships are meaningless anyway - just for fun

Okay maybe don't put it like that, those were once people that hold many meanings, some of us weren't mature to handle them well. I don't know where any of my Ex's are now, but I still hope the best for them, even if it seemed like they've vanished out of existence. It was a trail and error at that time.

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i know that most relationships are toxic at my age, i have been in one relationship and it went horribly, i made this post as a joke. i sometimes wish that i had someone to love but it just isn't good.

Go figure, you posted this at the . . heh . . edge . . . but you sounded so serious and it's legit a deep topic sometimes

 

[The Catboy]

I think the mother of @The Catboy is a femboy.

My mom is actually a 9ft tall wolfgirl

 

[Deleted member 681324]

Become a dog walker, women can't resist a guy with a canine companion because she understands that a guy's bond between him and his canine no woman can get in between of... but they do try because it's in their nature.

 

[x65943]

Become a dog walker, women can't resist a guy with a canine companion because she understands that a guy's bond between him and his canine no woman can get in between of... but they do try because it's in their nature.

This reminds me of the phenomenon where women think men are more attractive when they are already dating someone