Hotel GBATemp

[Anomunus]

hello im going to sleep on the roof i sure hope i don't get pushed off

 

[impeeza]

hello im going to sleep on the roof i sure hope i don't get pushed off

 

[proflayton123]

Can I make a reservation in advance? It'll be... eventually

 

[impeeza]

Can I make a reservation in advance? It'll be... eventually

Yes We always have open reservations!

 

[AncientBoi]

Hello front desk, I need clean bed clothes and Towels. Would you please send some up. Yes room 666 on the 666th floor.

 

[BigOnYa]

Hello front desk, I need clean bed clothes and Towels. Would you please send some up. Yes room 666 on the 666th floor.

Pay your outstanding bill first. You've been here years and haven't paid anything yet, not to mention all those strange pay per view movies. And no we can't send Brian up dressed as a maid again, he quit on us after the last time, with a lawsuit pending.

 

[AncientBoi]

Pay your outstanding bill first. You've been here years and haven't paid anything yet, not to mention all those strange pay per view movies. And no we can't send Brian up dressed as a maid again, he quit on us after the last time.

Oooh if I must. Here.

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Oooh if I must. Here.

uhh, could we speed up the transaction. I don't want to have the card out too long. Please Yes it's mine.

 

[Deleted member 655123]

I think I'll also sleep on the roof!

 

[BigOnYa]

I think I'll also sleep on the roof!

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire...

 

[impeeza]

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire...

yes, because «beds are burning»

 

[MajinJoe]

nice

 

[AncientBoi]

nice

lol, I thought you said "rice". Uh sorry, cooking in the rooms is NOT Allowed.

 

[impeeza]

not even meth?

 

[AncientBoi]

not even meth?

Nope. 'Cause then they want money for it to help pay the rent n

I want it FREE of charge

 

[Deleted member 655123]

I'm paying everyone's rent!

 

[AncientBoi]

I'm paying everyone's rent!

Oh. Come to my room, and bring your wallet with you.

 

[Deleted member 655123]

Oh. Come to my room, and bring your wallet with you.

…For anyone who joined before 2014. And born in September. The 26th of September, to be exact. Between 05:00-12:49. On a Friday.

 

[ILuvGames]

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire...

I remember that. Almost 40 years ago now. Ouch. How time flies. I've only just got here and i've already found cookie crumbs in my bed. At least the bathroom is nice and clean and the basin drain doesn't smell like it has been pissed in many times by some bloke that's had a skinful and thinks the basin is a larger and a nearer target than the toilet bowl

 

[shaunj66]

You know, it's been 20 years and we still haven't fixed the typo on the hotel name sign.

Where the hell is maintenance?

 

[impeeza]

You know, it's been 20 years and we still haven't fixed the typo on the hotel name sign.

Now is cannon!