hello im going to sleep on the roof i sure hope i don't get pushed off

hello im going to sleep on the roof i sure hope i don't get pushed off

Yes We always have open reservations!Can I make a reservation in advance? It'll be... eventually![]()
Pay your outstanding bill first. You've been here years and haven't paid anything yet, not to mention all those strange pay per view movies. And no we can't send Brian up dressed as a maid again, he quit on us after the last time, with a lawsuit pending.Hello front desk, I need clean bed clothes and Towels. Would you please send some up. Yes room 666 on the 666th floor.
Oooh if I must. Here.Pay your outstanding bill first. You've been here years and haven't paid anything yet, not to mention all those strange pay per view movies. And no we can't send Brian up dressed as a maid again, he quit on us after the last time.
Oooh if I must. Here.
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The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire...I think I'll also sleep on the roof!

yes, because «beds are burning»The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire...
nice

not even meth?
I'm paying everyone's rent!
…For anyone who joined before 2014. And born in September. The 26th of September, to be exact. Between 05:00-12:49. On a Friday.Oh. Come to my room, and bring your wallet with you.
I remember that. Almost 40 years ago now. Ouch. How time flies. I've only just got here and i've already found cookie crumbs in my bed. At least the bathroom is nice and clean and the basin drain doesn't smell like it has been pissed in many times by some bloke that's had a skinful and thinks the basin is a larger and a nearer target than the toilet bowlThe roof, the roof, the roof is on fire...


Now is cannon!You know, it's been 20 years and we still haven't fixed the typo on the hotel name sign.