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Happy Birthday AlanJohn

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Start date Jul 7, 2014
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p1ngpong

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#1

He touched a vagina 13 years ago today!

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p1ngpong said:
He touched a vagina 13 years ago today!

We can't be certain, it may have been a caesarian.

He was grown in a Petri dish and we know it

Have a good one, AJ :grog:

:grog:

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#3

He was delivered anally, its in his name!

Happy Birthday dude :bortz:

:bortz:

PS your twitter feed is hilarious

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Good that he's 13 now, he's been 12 for so many years.

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You ungrateful shits, just three replies wishing one of our best members a happy birthday? I feel sick I tell you! :nayps3:

:nayps3:

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