Half of everything is luck.

[Blue Protoman]

Your name is Bond. James Bond. You are a spy for the British government. The year is 1986. You have been assigned to destroy a chemical weapons facility in Arkhangelsk, Russia with a cohort.

1. All choices must be serious. Stupid replies (e.g., "Dig to China with your ears") will be acknowledged, but rejected. The first person to post a serious action after my post will have their action done. If you get ninja'd, tough luck.
2. Unlike some other text adventures, there is a definite end. This game will end when you either complete your mission successfully, fail, or die. Should you fail or die, you will resume playing at a certain point.

The game starts now.

You are in the air vents of the chemical weapons facility. Below you, you hear a toilet flushing. You must be above a bathroom. You can go left or right.

Objectives:
-Find Agent 006.
-Do not get caught. If you do, you will fail the mission.

What will you do now?

 

[sonicsmash2]

you start the game....

 

[Maplemage]

OH NO ITS THE WRONG GAME!!!!

 

[Maplemage]

Go right. Wow he heard a toilet flush this is serious!

 

[DeltaBurnt]

This opening settings sounds a loooot like Metal Gear Solid right before you see the DARPA chief die.

 

[sonicsmash2]

This opening settings sounds a loooot like Metal Gear Solid right before you see the DARPA chief die.

in the toilet....

 

[sonicsmash2]

OMG look what i found!!

 

[Maplemage]

OMG look what i found!!

I shit brix =D btw that brick was mine.

 

[MelodieOctavia]

Read the last thread. sucked. will not be participating in this one.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Go right.

You go right. There is only a dead end. You go the other way. Below you is a bathroom. There is a man in the stall below you. He appears to be the only one in the bathroom.

Objectives:
-Find Agent 006.
-Do not get caught. If you do, you will fail the mission.

What will you do now?

 

[DeltaBurnt]

Go right.

You go right. There is only a dead end. You go the other way. Below you is a bathroom. There is a man in the stall below you. He appears to be the only one in the bathroom.

Objectives:
-Find Agent 006.
-Do not get caught. If you do, you will fail the mission.

What will you do now?

You find Agent 006 but then forget you found him. You then promptly get caught.

 

[sonicsmash2]

Go forward then turn right....again....

 

[prowler]

Hide in the air vent until he disappears then jump down into the stall.

Spoiler

OH GOD, GOLDENEYE.
I remember when I was hiding in the air vent for ages, then the man popped his head up from the gap where you jump down.
I don't know if it was a bug or what, but I completely shat it and turned the game off and hid it from myself so the man couldn't get me.

I was like 8 at the time ;__;

 

[fgghjjkll]

Ah. 006 backstabber ;_;

 

[Deleted-171178]

Complete the mission.

 

[Maplemage]

You completed the mission by completing the mission.

You get a call from the prime minister and he says....

Spoiler

"Bond you have to divide by zero to save the Universe!"

Objectives completed:
-Completing the mission

Objectives:
-Divide by zero

New Objectives:
-Divide by zero

What will you do now?

 

[DeltaBurnt]

You completed the mission by completing the mission.

You get a call from the prime minister and he says....

Spoiler

"Bond you have to divide by zero to save the Universe!"

Objectives completed:
-Completing the mission

Objectives:
-Divide by zero

New Objectives:
-Divide by zero

What will you do now?

You use your new Calculus skills to handle it.

You then promptly handle it and leave this failure of a topic.

 

[Maplemage]

You completed the mission by completing the mission.

You get a call from the prime minister and he says....

Spoiler

"Bond you have to divide by zero to save the Universe!"

Objectives completed:
-Completing the mission

Objectives:
-Divide by zero

New Objectives:
-Divide by zero

What will you do now?

You use your new Calculus skills to handle it.

You then promptly handle it and leave this failure of a topic.

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