Half of everything is luck.

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  1. Blue Protoman
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    Your name is Bond. James Bond. You are a spy for the British government. The year is 1986. You have been assigned to destroy a chemical weapons facility in Arkhangelsk, Russia with a cohort.

    1. All choices must be serious. Stupid replies (e.g., "Dig to China with your ears") will be acknowledged, but rejected. The first person to post a serious action after my post will have their action done. If you get ninja'd, tough luck.
    2. Unlike some other text adventures, there is a definite end. This game will end when you either complete your mission successfully, fail, or die. Should you fail or die, you will resume playing at a certain point.

    The game starts now.

    You are in the air vents of the chemical weapons facility. Below you, you hear a toilet flushing. You must be above a bathroom. You can go left or right.

    Objectives:
    -Find Agent 006.
    -Do not get caught. If you do, you will fail the mission.


    What will you do now?
     
  2. sonicsmash2

    sonicsmash2 GBAtemp Regular

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    you start the game....
     
  3. Maplemage

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    OH NO ITS THE WRONG GAME!!!!
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  4. Maplemage

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    Go right. Wow he heard a toilet flush this is serious!
     
  5. DeltaBurnt

    DeltaBurnt I'm bored

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    This opening settings sounds a loooot like Metal Gear Solid right before you see the DARPA chief die.
     
  6. sonicsmash2

    sonicsmash2 GBAtemp Regular

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    in the toilet....
     
  7. sonicsmash2

    sonicsmash2 GBAtemp Regular

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    OMG look what i found!!
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  8. Maplemage

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    I shit brix =D btw that brick was mine.
     
  9. TwinRetro

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    Read the last thread. sucked. will not be participating in this one.
     
  10. Blue Protoman
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    You go right. There is only a dead end. You go the other way. Below you is a bathroom. There is a man in the stall below you. He appears to be the only one in the bathroom.

    Objectives:
    -Find Agent 006.
    -Do not get caught. If you do, you will fail the mission.


    What will you do now?
     
  11. DeltaBurnt

    DeltaBurnt I'm bored

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    You find Agent 006 but then forget you found him. You then promptly get caught.
     
  12. sonicsmash2

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    Go forward then turn right....again....
     
  13. prowler

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    Hide in the air vent until he disappears then jump down into the stall.

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  14. fgghjjkll

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    Ah. 006 backstabber ;_;
     
  15. beegee7730

    beegee7730 ITS PAAFEKUTO!

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    Complete the mission.
     
  16. Maplemage

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    Why would you care?
    You completed the mission by completing the mission.

    You get a call from the prime minister and he says....
    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    Objectives completed:
    -Completing the mission

    Objectives:
    -Divide by zero

    New Objectives:
    -Divide by zero

    What will you do now?
     
  17. DeltaBurnt

    DeltaBurnt I'm bored

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    You use your new Calculus skills to handle it.

    You then promptly handle it and leave this failure of a topic.
     
  18. Maplemage

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    Why would you care?
    Topic failed.....
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