Good Morning Post

[AncientBoi]

Do we have Middle Mode ? I might like it that way

 

[Cranesbill]

Do we have Middle Mode ? I might like it that way

Yeah 'cause you like being "in the middle" (I don't know what that means, why did I say that??)

 

[AncientBoi]

Yeah 'cause you like being "in the middle" (I don't know what that means, why did I say that??)

[ ] Hello cranesbill's mother, your son....

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

Bacon Mornings > Bad Mornings > Good Mornings

 

[AncientBoi]

Bacon Mornings > Bad Mornings > Good Mornings

uhhh, You missed these ones too

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[Cranesbill]

Bacon Mornings > Bad Mornings > Good Mornings

I started it-

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

uhhh, You missed these ones too

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[x65943]

I'm gonna make my own good morning post, with bacon and hookers, and forget the good mornings

-unpronounceable name, probably

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

I'm gonna make my own good morning post, with bacon and hookers, and forget the good mornings

-unpronounceable name, probably

There's no hookers at my post. We're 100% virgin at the free bacon post

You're probably thinking about pronounceable name's post.

 

[Cranesbill]

My stomach hurts a lot

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

My stomach hurts a lot

That's probably because you didn't stop by the bacon post and get some bacon.

 

[Cranesbill]

That's probably because you didn't stop by the bacon post and get some bacon.

It happened because I ate meat

some chicken

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

It happened because I ate meat

some chicken

You wouldn't have eaten chicken if you ate my bacon.

 

[Cranesbill]

You wouldn't have eaten chicken if you ate my bacon.

:/

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

:/

I'm just telling the truth.

 

[AncientBoi]

We're 100% virgin at the free bacon post

uhhhh, not all of us

 

[kijetesantakalu042]

I did some back of the napkin math and I came up with an epiphany.

There are tritium tubes that contain a nuclear gas called tritium. Tritium releases electrons, and these tubes are coated in phosphors, making them glow. You can actually buy these as a regular person.

You could use a solar panel to collect power.

A Game Boy drinks around 0.7 watts according to this.

If you sandwiched 12 average size tritium tubes and sandwiched them between two very efficient solar panels, you could charge some supercapacitors. MY generous estimate (ignoring stuff like the fact that the capacitors would leak overtime) predicts that after a week you could play for 3 seconds. That's enough to see the splash screen!

 

[SylverReZ]

What day are we on now? Anyways, good morning.

 

[x65943]

I did some back of the napkin math and I came up with an epiphany.

There are tritium tubes that contain a nuclear gas called tritium. Tritium releases electrons, and these tubes are coated in phosphors, making them glow. You can actually buy these as a regular person.

You could use a solar panel to collect power.

A Game Boy drinks around 0.7 watts according to this.

If you sandwiched 12 average size tritium tubes and sandwiched them between two very efficient solar panels, you could charge some supercapacitors. MY generous estimate (ignoring stuff like the fact that the capacitors would leak overtime) predicts that after a week you could play for 3 seconds. That's enough to see the splash screen!

You know what else you could use the solar panel to collect power from?

Yeah me neither, let me know if you think of something

 

[Cranesbill]

What day are we on now? Anyways, good morning.

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It is now Good Morning #327

I'm glad you're still here, considering I think I lost a long term customer now