GBATemp's Official "Sexy Rack" Thread

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  1. Foxi4
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    GBATemp's Official "Sexy Rack" Thread

    Have you ever seen a rack so sexy that you simply couldn't help yourself but marvel at it for hours on end? Don't worry, you're not being creepy. We here at GBATemp know how to appreciate a sexy rack when we see one, and it doesn't matter if it's Asian, American, European or Chinese - the sexy-ness of a rack is universal and completely unrelated to the country of origin.

    For years on end, GBATemp members had no outlet for their findings as far as sexy racks are concerned. This is quite surprising considering the nature of this website, but at long last we can finally enjoy and share the photos we found or even snapped ourselves, compare and enjoy a healthy dose of racks whenever we want!

    Due to the Forum Rules Board, there's a couple of things you need to keep in mind:

    GBATemp's Official "Sexy Rack" Thread's Rules Board
    • The rack has to be sexy, if it isn't, don't even post it. Here's an example of a sexy rack:
      Warning: Spoilers inside!
      ...this is an example of a less-than-sexy rack:
      Warning: Spoilers inside!
      Keep the standards high, lads!
    • No unsavoury comments - cussing will not be tolerated, even when you're posting it as a compliment.
    • "Vintage" racks are appreciated just as much as young ones, but that doesn't mean you're supposed to post photos of something saggy and disgusting. Standards, gentlemen! Here's an example of a proper "Vintage" rack - nothing under this standard will be tolerated:
      Warning: Spoilers inside!
    • The racks posted in the thread have to meet legal requirements - flat racks are fine as long as they're... "fully developed" so to speak, there's a difference between "barely legal" and "jailbait"
    • Please, keep the racks in individual spoilers for browsing convenience. I know it's hard to jam the big ones in a spoiler, they just beg to be displayed out in the open, but do so anyways!
    ...this about wraps it up, gentlemen! It's time to pull out your collections of photos and videos - I have no doubt that this thread will be full of real gems!


    Happy posting! :yay:
     
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    I can assure you that almost everyone who comes to this thread is expecting pictures of breasts....
     
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  3. Gahars

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    Sexy and you know it
    Damn, that bitch is stacked!
     
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    That's... that's disgusting and against the rules! You have a filthy, filthy mind! :angry:
    You just wanna plug and play, don't you? :creep:
     
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  5. FAST6191

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    Despite supposedly being IT literate I still wandered in here and thought about a different type of rack

    an alternative rack

    That said I am not sure I can go over 2u.
     
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    Size DOES matter!
    Wow. Now that's what I call a RACK, don't you just wanna snuggle between them? :yay:
    Please keep individual racks in spoilers for browsing convenience.

    Other than that... wow, that's spicy! :yay: It's pretty jarring that I haven't come across that before. :D
     
  7. FAST6191

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    Alas I am bit of a stickler for having the curtains match the carpet, to say nothing of I think I see a few errant orange strands which is just socially unacceptable really.
    Equally plaited is not preferable to a rat nest. Got to have something to explore and get your teeth stuck into after all.
     
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    To each their own - I'm not a colour or a size fetishist, I just like them nice and round. :yay:
     
  9. Ryukouki

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    Please make sure you didn't eat before browsing.

    disgusting as fuck images

    These people should be ashamed of themselves. :P
     
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    Dang it Ryu, read the rules! This is uncanny valley right there! :angry:

    You can't possibly expect anyone to "compile his kernel" to this! Oh god, I'm not feeling too good... :wacko:
     
  11. Gahars

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    I'd supply a generous amount of RAM, if you know what I am saying.
     
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    Hah, I showed restraint and didn't show the image of the mummified frog in the PC tower... :lol:
     
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    Another good "Vintage" rack. You gotta hand it to them, the 1920'ties had some impressive racks, we shouldn't just phone in and dismiss them:
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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    I forgot
    I came in here all excited :sad:

    I was not disappoint :tpi:
     
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    4 finely dressed dudes and a stepladder to service that rack.... nowadays there is usually some sweaty flip flop wearing type brought into to service hundreds of racks.

    I am not sure what to think right now as I am not sure whether that is good or bad.
     
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    It only goes to show that times are a'changing, FAST. Back then, you needed to have style, flair and flourish, nowadays, all it takes is to be rich and you can get all the best racks... It's just unfair.
     
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    I would place good money on the people pictured being Real Engineers™, even back then I am not sure you would confuse such people for being ones with style, flair and flourish.
     
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    I suppose I'm a traditionalist and I value a suit higher than a YOLO shirt covered in Cheeto dust and a pair of denim jeans with holes, stained in kebab grease and Mountain Dew... and god knows what else, I sure as hell don't want to know - too close to the fly area.
     
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  19. Gahars

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    I think this thread needs some... sensual music.

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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    Something you can really say is fingerlickin' good

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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