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I don't bother with hard liquor, just beer. Tap a keg and give me the spigot.

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Man, rough last few days. I almost got raped by some guy who was trying to convince me he wasn't gay and yelling something about smurfs or something. I tried to tell him I was a guy, but he just kept crying and saying he wasn't gay. I just kind of walked away from there and he went back to crying.

I'll take a mix of infant blood and cobra venom, thanks.
 
I'm disappoint in society. *Refering to UK Riot thread in USN*

So much wasted potential, yet our generations today want to throw away all the effort.

Please give this furry being some reassurance, and maybe a Beer or something, no Coffee this time. I need some cheering up.

That and I had a headache today, bad one. Gone now, but took me 3 hours to get rid of.
 
Bartender....another f-ffew glasshes of strong-arshe scotch.

In ff-f-fact gimme 9 of shem...*Hiccup*

*Drinks scotch*

*Looks at above poster with drunk eyes, and gets up right in his/her face*

Y-Y-You're kinda cute...whatsh yer namesh..*Hiccup*

Oh dear me shinks I'm gonna...

*Falls over facefirst onto bar counter drooling*
 
^ heh, can't even hold his liquor....


*hiccups*


my my....such a beautiful night isn't it?


I think it's about time i find myself home, it isn't safe to walk home in the night but since i'm all liquored up there's nothing that can stand in my way tonight...


*ain't that right bartender?*


*leaves*


-bartender: when were there anything that could stand in that man's way-
 
I think.... I'm swearing off alcohol.

It's not good for us ponies.

I think I'll have a chocolate milk, please.
 

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