Flying rodents with implied nude udders

[Vulpes Abnocto]

I am deeply sorry for how sophomorically I acted last night,
and I feel the need to gather a group of rule-abiding 'tempers who regret their 4chan debauchery.
The Flying Rodents with Udders Club.
But to show just how dedicated we are to abiding the rules, we will not even risk the breaking of rules by a show of our naked rodent udders.
You must imply the udders....but you cannot show them.
Cover them up for they are filthy. *ptui!*

To be a part of the FRUC, you must first explain what makes you awesome enough to be a part of such an elite group.
Then, you must cast off your sinful smurfish ways.




And of course, BankaiKirby cannot join.







This is most certainly not a satire of the wordfilter.

 

[War]

I might consider joining since BankaiKirby can't join, but that's the only reason.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

I might consider joining since BankaiKirby can't join, but that's the only reason.

War, you have a demon inside you.
I'm not sure if it's a male demon or a female demon, but it's bad.
Please, come redeem yourself in the fold of the FRUC.
You're welcome here bro....err....sis....uh....dood.

No sadsackboy will infiltrate our sanctum.

 

[War]

The female part of me wants to join, but the male is so unsure!

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

The female part of me wants to join, but the male is so unsure!

Well that's a bit backward, but you're welcome all the same.

*sings a FRUCing hymn*

 

[Galacta]

I might consider joining since BankaiKirby can't join, but that's the only reason.

You are a total demon, how old are you?
I see youre 17 years old.
You have restrictions.

 

[Man18]

i must post.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

I might consider joining since BankaiKirby can't join, but that's the only reason.

You are a total demon, how old are you?
I see youre 17 years old.
You have restrictions.

BEGONE BLASPHEMING KIRBY DEMON!

The power of the udders compels you!
The power of the udders compels you!
The power of the udders compels you!

 

[Galacta]

Is this like the Smurfs?

 

[Holaitsme]

I'll join just because I have no idea what this is.

 

[Raika]

Why would you join when you dont even know what this is!!

 

[Galacta]

*ahem* This is why I cant join.
Hes fucking me around just for the humor.
He aint dissing.

 

[Holaitsme]

Why would you join when you dont even know what this is!!

Because me and vulpes still have the prinny alliance.

 

[Galacta]

Uh... Smurf avy?

 

[redact]

Uh... Smurf avy?

hola is the one that started the -censored- pals thread

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Deacon Holaitsme, just what makes you awesome enough to join this flock?


Bankaikirby, if you will renounce your demonic ways, maybe you can be an altar boy.

 

[Holaitsme]

Now I know why to join.

But I'll never tell...

Ok I have to....
I am awesome for making the smurfpals and discovering the word filter.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Now I know why to join.

But I'll never tell...

Ok I have to....
I am awesome for making the smurfpals and discovering the word filter.

*AHEM!* Brother Holaitsme, that is enough.
One cannot disclose the magic and mystery that is the FRUC in a single posting.
It requires lots and lots of money...err...sorry, that's science-tology.
It requires a desire to make amends for your past crimes and show how awesome you truly can be.

 

[Holaitsme]

Brother vulpes, are though insisting upon fundage?
I will try to repent for that thread.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

All that is required is your pennance.


but fundage is always rabidly appriciated