Finding Kelton Hotline: Call Now!

[CIAwesome526]

We here at NoMoarKeltin (tm) are on a quest to find Kelton2, the infamous 11 year old who constantly posted IRC logs. His most recent annoyance broke several forum rules and scarred many innocent forum-goers. @ComeTurismO recalls his experience:
"I-i-it w-was a-aw-f-ful. M-m-m-me a-and my f-friend the goat w-were smoking the eu-eur-Eurasia plate when Kelton2 c-came along a-and s-s-scarred me f-for life!"

As you can see Kelton2 has caused many people despair and should be brought to justice. If you have any information about Kelton2 or his whereabouts please post or call our Hotline at the number below.


Suggested tips:

• His IRC channel
• His email
• Money
• A potato
• More money
• Clyde Mandelin

So if you have any of the above tips or any other tips please post below. Sensitive information shouldn't be posted (but if you have it pm Is always an option ). While posting below is the recommended way to provide us with information you can call us at this number: 1 (985) 655-2500. Thank you for your help!

-NoMoarKeltin Inc. (tm)

 

[ElyosOfTheAbyss]

Found him

 

[ComeTurismO]

Maybe it was Jack Sparrow or Jwiz33.

It could be them; but when I checked his recent posts, he said he is Kelton2; but you can be right too; what if they are just talking about them? But anyway, something seriously needs to be done from them; whenever they get a chance to come on the temp they'll take it affecting all of us.

 

[CIAwesome526]

It could be them; but when I checked his recent posts, he said he is Kelton2; but you can be right too; what if they are just talking about them? But anyway, something seriously needs to be done from them; whenever they get a chance to come on the temp they'll take it affecting all of us.

Eh. I'll just put a kill switch on all their pc's and then next time a spammer comes by and says he's someone the computer goes bye bye.

 

[Deleted User]

It could be them; but when I checked his recent posts, he said he is Kelton2; but you can be right too; what if they are just talking about them? But anyway, something seriously needs to be done from them; whenever they get a chance to come on the temp they'll take it affecting all of us.

Spamming porn doesn't seem like something Kelton would do. At all. It seems as if someone's trying to turn Kelton's reputation to utter shit by doing things like that and then claiming they're him.

 

[CIAwesome526]

Speaking of... phenom jack raises some red flags. He's a newcomer is in the eof and has a "not banned" avatar. Jack sparrow spent his time in the eof, was banned, and made dupes to get around the ban. I'm not saying Phenom Jack is Jack Sparrow, since he joined in August, but it might be the case.

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Spamming porn doesn't seem like something Kelton would do. At all. It seems as if someone's trying to turn Kelton's reputation to utter shit by doing things like that and then claiming they're him.

Didn't he do that in his IRC? I feel like he got banned from his IRC for a stunt like that and came here to rant about it.

 

[Deleted User]

Speaking of... phenom jack raises some red flags. He's a newcomer is in the eof and has a "not banned" avatar. Jack sparrow spent his time in the eof, was banned, and made dupes to get around the ban. I'm not saying Phenom Jack is Jack Sparrow, since he joined in August, but it might be the case.

I could ask him, but if he was him, I highly doubt he'd actually tell me lol

Didn't he do that in his IRC? I feel like he got banned from his IRC for a stunt like that and came here to rant about it.

He was banned from whatever IRC channel he used a lot, yes, but it definitely wasn't because of that.

 

[CIAwesome526]

I could ask him, but if he was him, I highly doubt he'd actually tell me lol

He was banned from whatever IRC channel he used a lot, yes, but it definitely wasn't because of that.

Faulty memory I guess, but I really feel like that happened.

 

[BORTZ]

Im tired so i just erased all the posts the mention a rom site good god you all know better the law lived down here in the sewers too now hand me another rootbeer

 

[CIAwesome526]

Im tired so i just erased all the posts the mention a rom site good god you all know better the law lived down here in the sewers too now hand me another rootbeer

Eww sewer prince.

I think trash is better without moderation... actually no, if the trash wasnt taken out preiodically this place would become an actual dump.

Great job sewer prince!

 

[DarkFlare69]

Im tired so i just erased all the posts the mention a rom site good god you all know better the law lived down here in the sewers too now hand me another rootbeer

why don't you just add a censor that changes it automatically? I forgot to say that iso site.

 

[Deleted User]

why don't you just add a censor that changes it automatically? I forgot to say that iso site.

Should be fairly easy. XenForo has a built-in bad word filter.

 

[Touko White]

So what is this Jack Sparrow business?

 

[FAST6191]

I doxxed him once
http://gbatemp.net/threads/online-identity.379375/page-3#post-5334734

 

[p1ngpong]

Did Kelton get any pubes at the base of his tender porcelain penis yet?

 

[CIAwesome526]

Did Kelton get any pubes at the base of his tender porcelain penis yet?

I think his IRC is a puberty suppressant.

 

[FAST6191]

I think his IRC is a puberty suppressant.

Just like urmum?

 

[GhostLatte]

 

[Games&Stuff]

Just like urmum?

:0 First time I see you making a joke

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Who's Clyde Mandelin

 

[Deleted User]

I would like to inform all of you that Jack declared he was leaving this place multiple times and is extremely offended by your lack of consideration by accusing him of creating another duplicate account.