Final Fantasy Dimensions

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This is one of Square Enix's first IOS games, and boy! Does it show!

Personally I dislike it, mainly due to it's controls and it's battle system. What's your guys thoughts on this?
 

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I bought it long ago because I was interested in that old-school feel, but unfortunately, I didn't get really far because I not only did not care about the controls, but the story just seemed uninteresting.

The story never changes, it just becomes formulaic after a while. It becomes like this:

  • Meet new character
  • Get the character to join your party temporarily
  • Have said character die by end of chapter(or become retired in some way)
  • Get their job
  • Repeat.
Eventually all of the charactesr reunite and are in this very bleak, dimension for a very long time. Everything is cliched, and a VERY long fight ensues.
 
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