Favorite quotes

[Julie_Pilgrim]

“Shit, fart, poo poo, pee pee”- Kendrick Lamar

 

[ThatGamingAirman]

Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop - Kanye West

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop - Kanye West

He has such a way with words

 

[ThatGamingAirman]

He has such a way with words

Yes yes he does

 

[Deleted member 512337]

"los angeles is not in the united states"
@r0achtheunsavory

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

"los angeles is not in the united states"
@r0achtheunsavory

Love how he said that like a “haha, got ye” even though it was completely idiotic

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

"Doubt the world, understand how it works"

 

[ThatGamingAirman]

I ain’t god but, I be water walking
She give you top, Let’s call that a bird brain
Both (Masked Wolf)

 

[Sicklyboy]

1500 years ago, everybody knew that the earth was the center of the universe. 500 years ago, everybody knew that the earth was flat. And 15 minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.

 

[ThatGamingAirman]

My personal favorite is “Don’t put that thing up to your ear”

 

[DarknessPlay3r]

I promise not to cum in your mouth...

 

[The Catboy]

“I stab people” -ICP

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

"The due date is the do date"-unknown

 

[djpannda]

as a small kid I did not understand..

 

[Deleted member 514389]

My fav is a german one, so I'll post my second fav one:

“Only an absolute fool values a man according to his clothes, or according to his social position, which after all is only something that we wear like clothing.” - Seneca

(Socrates and Xenophon are also favs of mine, but can't have em all)

 

[draftguy]

“Do you know like we were saying about the Earth revolving? It’s like when you’re a kid, the first time they tell you that the world’s turning and you just can’t quite believe it because everything looks like its standing still. I can feel it. The turn of the Earth, the ground beneath our feet is spinning at 1,000 miles per hour and the entire planet is hurtling around the sun at 67,000 miles an hour and I can feel it. We’re falling through space, you and me, clinging to the skin of this tiny little world and if we let go…“

- Ninth Doctor

Edit:

 

[BigOnYa]

"The best way to learn, is to fail yourself, but know why you failed, and know not to do that shit again!"

-BigOnYa's Grandfather

 

[AncientBoi]

"Life is like a box of chockletts, you never know what comes next" - Forrest Gump?

 

[ILuvGames]

Be good. And if you can't be good, be careful.

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

as a small kid I did not understand..

This is basically this trope https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheyChangedItNowItSucks