Favorite quotes

[boot3]

"If you love soup so much, why don't you marry soup?"

 

[BitMasterPlus]

"Fuck you" - My mother

 

[DKB]

"Nice girth." - [Redacted]

 

[cracker]

I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law.
-Aristotle

 

[smileyhead]

[Redacted]

So it was you. Gotcha.

 

[CoolMe]

Do what you believe in.

 

[AmandaRose]

What is it with McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering... It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets you blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser.

Billy Connelly

 

[SG854]

Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser.

Billy Connelly

When angry count to ten before you speak. If very angry, count to one hundred.

Thomas Jefferson

 

[Spring_Spring]

Ye tell me, "Life is hard to bear." But for what purpose should ye have your pride in the morning and your resignation in the evening?

 

[AsWeGoAlong14]

You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

 

[Deleted member 545975]

Nothing becomes known.

 

[BitMasterPlus]

The minute we're born, we start to die.

 

[PSXCraver]

Why bother with the unbothered!

 

[Deleted member 397813]

">admits to having a wii u that is not collecting dust in your garage
how can you admit something like that
do you not have a social filter"
-Anon, /g/

 

[PSXCraver]

">admits to having a wii u that is not collecting dust in your garage
how can you admit something like that
do you not have a social filter"
-Anon, /g/

It is an old saying to define between why "Trying at all when it does not want to be tried." It is not an insult of anything form.
It is simply an old, odd way to characterize the saying...at least from where I come from. Nothing from it is intended for wrong.

 

[AlexMCS]

"I've tried to run from myself, but no matter where I ran to, there I was."

 

[eyeliner]

"It's not funny, my ass is on fire" - Mr Bungle

 

[Spring_Spring]

"Do doubt yourself, but also doubt your doubts"

 

[AncientBoi]

I'm not exactly spotless.

It's just that there is a lot of Gunk about me

 

[Dark_Phoras]

"What you observe in yourself is what you observe in the world."

Afghan proverb