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[BoneMonkey]

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[JacobReaper]

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[modshroom128]

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[Jax]

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[zeppo]

me: I guess girls don't have to worry about that.
 lucky
Lauren: yes
 they do.
me: ??
 please elaborate.
Lauren: um
 really?
me: clitoris
 ?
Lauren: yes
6:06 PM me: wtf
Lauren: D:
me: can't you just masturbate by
Lauren: what.
me: shoving stuff up there?
Lauren: I don't
me: as in, "schlick, schlick, schlick"?
Lauren: I don't want to...
 lose my virginity, so to speak.
me: why the fuck not?
Lauren: BECAUSE
me: it won't really make a difference
 will it?
6:07 PM Lauren: If I get checkups at the doctor they're totally judge me and my parents could find out.
me: omg...
Lauren: plus
me: that's lame.
Lauren: the first time's gonna hurt.
me: well you should be ready then.
Lauren: not nowww
me: if you do it yourself it won't hurt
Lauren: yeah
 it
 will
me: just do like a little more every time
 no
Lauren: yeah
6:08 PM it will.
me: have you tried?
Lauren: yes
me: besides, it's not like anything actually breaks.
Lauren: yes
me: it just gets wider.
Lauren: stupid
 girls have a hymen
 look it up
 and it breaks
me: I knoowwww
Lauren: and it hurts
me: but it actually just gets wider
 and if you have sex fast then it bleeds
Lauren: no it usually rips
me: a little
 yeah I know
6:09 PM but if you just do something yourself slowly
 it won't so much rip
 as get a little wider.
Lauren: WHAT would I do it with, Jack.
me: anything.
 your finger, to start.
 hence the phrase, "fingering"
6:10 PM then move to bigger objects.
 be creative.
 try to get a dildo.
 I don't know how you'll manage that, though...
6:11 PM Lauren: How
 the
 hellll
 would I get a dildo.
 Anna's lucky
 her mom has them.
me: holy fuck
Lauren: I have to use the tiiiny tampons.
me: well I guess she doesn't care about "losing her virginity".
Lauren: anna's parents are sooooo cool
6:12 PM me: hmmm I guess I could see if my parents would get a dildo
Lauren: her mom told her that if Anna has a boy over and she wants to have sex
 her mom would get everyone out of the house.
me: I could say my friend's birthday is coming up.
Lauren: AND THEY'D GET A DILDO???
me: probably.
 they'd talk to eachother first
Lauren: would they ask who your friend is?
me: but eventually get it.
 probably
 it's not like you can meet them
Lauren: what would you say
me: you're grounded.
6:13 PM Lauren: Dude... I don't know
 I don't know if I could hide it
me: I'd tell them who you are.
 I don't thnk I have the balls to do that anyway.
Lauren: yeah.
 don't.
 It's freeeaky
me: my dad has already caught me masturbating
 it was... yeah.
Lauren: AH.
 I think my dad and sisters suspect that I do it.
6:14 PM me: oh.
 well suspecting isn't that bad.
Lauren: But I've never been caught.
me: my dad has playboys just lying around the house.
Lauren: get me one
 I want to see one
 I have never
me: I looked in my parensts room for condoms
Lauren: can you believe that?
me: but they didn't have any
Lauren: That's how you came along
6:15 PM me: well I can get you opne easily
Lauren: ook.
 Bring me one to school.
 or like
 as many as you can.
 make sure they're clean.
 seriously.
me: is there anyone you want in it?
 oh don't worry.
Lauren: uhh
 not in particular
 I don't care
me: there's nothing in it that's enough to cum by.
 it's just tasteful nudity
 it's not like it's
 porn
Lauren: really?
me: yes.
 that
6:16 PM and half of it is articles
Lauren: ok
me: and there are a bunch of comics
 the comics are fucking hilarious
Lauren: okk
me: sometimes I read it just for those
Lauren: does your dad know you read them?
me: he told me I could a while ago, but I never told him I would.
6:17 PM I'll lend you one, and if you bring it back in good condition I'll keep lending you one at a time.
 don't tell anyone.
 and least, no one who knows me.
 well no one outside of the forum.
Lauren: haha
 ok
6:18 PM me: do some research
 find somebody you want in it
 I have like 40
Lauren: I don't caaare
me: from about '03 to '07
 no...
 '6
 '06
Lauren: I really
 don't care
 just
 give me any one.
6:19 PM me: fine I'll pick one with a good comic in it.
 but when the FUCK would I give it to you?!
 brb/mom
6:21 PM Lauren: uhhhh
 at school
me: WHEN
 gym
 tanaka
 pounder
 lunch
 before school
 ooh
 I know
 before school
 outside
Lauren: where outside?
me: behind the esl room
6:22 PM near the buses
 I have to eat now.
 be back in about 10 mins
Lauren: when do you get to school usually?
 what time
 I get there at almost exactly 7:30
 FINE HO
 ok
 I showering,
 be back on soon
 seeya


POST OF THE YEAR.

On topic, if this actually has a topic...http://gbatemp.net/index.php?showtopic=61296&st=705&p=917526?entry917526

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you know, I actually thought that post might've been the reason I was banned. guess not.

 

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[test84]

yes and his name is BoneMonkey

 

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[Mars]

(Intro: Talib Kweli)
Ghetto to ghetto, backyard to yard
We tear it up y'all, bless the mic with the gods (come on)
Precious metals round our necks and arms (yea)
We tear it up y'all, bless the mic with the gods
Ghetto to ghetto, backyard to yard
We tear it up y'all, bless the mic with the gods (come on)
Precious metals round our necks and arms (yea)
We tear it up y'all, bless the mic with the gods

(Hook: Anthony Hamilton)
Whatever in your heart is where you want to be
My hood is the ghetto
Even when you look
Its never what you see
My hood is the ghetto
I've been down before up is just a reach
Cause my hood is the ghetto
Catch a second wind
Then begin again
My hood is the ghetto

(Verse 1: Common)
Black magic in the hood, its tragic but understood
Crack addicts, crack windows, crack wood
Even whats bad becomes good, status becomes stood
Upon the pedestal welcome to the ghetto show
Federal buildings, pissy hallways filled with children pushing children
Fiends lips peeling, shit seems real and
What's real is the estate of mind that we're in
The situation feels great
My man peels weight, so he can fill plates
You might get love but you still feel hate
Through and chain plates, we communicate
Chicago to brooklyn n**** real ones do relate

(Verse 2: Talib Kweli)
If lyrics sold then truth be told
I'll probably be just as rich and famous as jay-z
Truthfully I wanna rhyme like common sense
Next best thing I do a record with common sense
Cause its the music, its blues, its jazz, its acoustics
Soul, rock and roll the hip hop we be producing yea
It's the gear, it's the flare, it's the stare
Nowadays they'll shot you where they used to shoot the fair
Remember the lost soldiers, pour a beer, shoot the air
We got our own elected officials, no matter who the mayor
I know you know what I'm talking about
From New York to the South, take off your shoes when you walk in the house

(Hook)

(Verse 3: Talib Kweli)
Yo
I grew up where they're playing skele in the parking lot
And sell paintings of Aaliyah, BIG and Pac up in the barbershop
Buildings too big so you don't really see the stars a lot
But rapping, drinking, and going to prison you see them bars a lot
I feel the spirit in the dark and hear it in my heart
And always keep my ears to the block till I dearly depart
Hip hop is really the art
We have to express the part of ourselves that make us want to martyr ourselves
It ain't harder to tell when somebody stick you up and put the hammer to you
They want them dead presidents like Stickman and Mutulu
With a gun to your jaw, these kids don't run anymore
Kicks is a hundred or more

(Verse 4: Common)
A man in front of the store, begging for money and mercy
I told him say a prayer under his breath, he cursed me
Niggaz is thirsty, I heard it's a drought
Up early, serving from their grandmother's house
Sometime the ghetto feels desolate, yo the eyes of the hood yo is desperate
Effected by the deficit, times and lessons get hard
Either get by or get god, but but you try to get by
It's like the block keep blocking
You try to make moves, its like the car just keep stopping
We shorties in the court, need cochran yea
I tell them why the weed seeds popping, in the game you need options
No time for feet watching, me and kwe keep rocking for the ghetto

Hook times 2

 

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[ZeWarrior]

If you're going to get an hdtv, make sure it's true hd with 1080i and all that. Don't let them talk you into buying anything less