Just tried this and it works. Use the 2nd 4dos .exe link at the bottom of dsx86 downloads page:
Windows installer for the whole package. NOTE! Unless you want to install 4DOS on your PC, do not run the installer, instead use any unzip utility to extract the separate files from this archive.
so, just use a zip extractor on the 4dos750b130.exe file (right click-> extract to 4dos750b130) to extract the contents to a folder. The 4dos.com will be in the folder for ya.
humour is subjective.. if you dont see the humour, we have to at least recognise the attempted pretext of it within the social commentary its giving...