Dorkly Bits: Mario Responds to PETA

[Valwin]

Really. He is. The production of his tanooki suits in no way involves the skinning of innocent raccoons. It's actually synthetic material, as you'll come to see. And in actuality, if you look at his games very closely, you'll come to find that Mario is actually very much involved in animal welfare and the protection of all living creatures. Absolutely. Ten per cent of all coins collected in his games are donated to animal charities. Yep, it's true. Really. PETA hasn't got a thing to worry about, especially not his stylish tanooki suits. No, sir.

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[Giggtysword344]

i lol'd so hard after watching that videos

 

[chyyran]

"Completely Synthetic Fiber"

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

...I...I don't know what to say but...HAHA FUCK YOU PETA!

 

[Tonitonichopchop]

Shouldn't this be in general discussions? I wouldn't call College Humor posting a Mario video news.

 

[Maplemage]

Shouldn't this be in general discussions? I wouldn't call College Humor posting a Mario video news.

This is College Humor?

 

[HernanZh]

Shouldn't this be in general discussions? I wouldn't call College Humor posting a Mario video news.

This is College Humor?

I believe Dorkly is part of College Humor, so yeah.

 

[Bladexdsl]

Shouldn't this be in the EOF? I wouldn't call College Humor posting a Mario video news.

FIXD

 

[boombox]

Lmao, love it!

 

[KingVamp]

Shouldn't this be in general discussions? I wouldn't call College Humor posting a Mario video news.

This is College Humor?

I believe Dorkly is part of College Humor, so yeah.

I wouldn't mind watching it in 3d.

 

[FireGrey]

Derp, this thread is gonna be fucked up now it's in teh EOF.

 

[KingVamp]

See PETA? He harm everything,but tanookis. What a fine follow.