Dear Santa

[AncientBoi]

Why would you need more when you buy those through the year?

Cuz the other ones were 1yr full of my stuff ! And dirty ! Duh. [smh]

 

[VinsCool]

It was cut off so you could store it as a necklace.

 

[K3Nv4]

Cuz the other ones were 1yr full of my stuff ! And dirty ! Duh. [smh]

Just have her take a shower that's what most usually do.

 

[K3Nv4]

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Eh size is kinda average. Needs to be smaller.

 

[VinsCool]

Eh size is kinda average. Needs to be smaller.

Hey now it's how you use the tool that matters, not its size.

 

[K3Nv4]

Hey now it's how you use the tool that matters, not its size.

Yes but honesty is how you build relations. Now I'm just a liar.

 

[CoolMe]

 

[hippy dave]

 

[The Real Jdbye]

Dear Santa,

PLEASE DO NOT GIVE ME A FEMALE FUQ DOLL, WHEN I ASKED FOR A MALE ONE YOU DUMB DIPSHIT !

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ANNNND, I WANT IT WITH A SLIM UNCUT 7"er !​

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Just put a strapon on it. Same thing.

 

[hippy dave]

 

[x65943]

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There's nothing wrong with me
There's something wrong with you
There's something wrong with me
I hope your stepson doesn't eat the fish

 

[Veho]

 

[hippy dave]

 

[AncientBoi]

Uhhh,

Also Santa, Can I get like, one of those Coc/Ball Warmers? And can I get them like right now? brrrrrrrr

 

[hippy dave]

Uhhh,

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Also Santa, Can I get like, one of those Coc/Ball Warmers? And can I get them like right now? brrrrrrrr

Blowtorch? Very warming.

 

[hippy dave]

When we Brits call him Father Christmas it's definitely a daddy fetish

 

[hippy dave]

 

[hippy dave]

 

[Veho]

 

[hippy dave]