Dad jokes

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[Noctosphere]

When I was a child, my mom would put some food on a spoon to feed me and say "there's a train coming. there's a train coming", and it was in my best interest to eat, otherwise, she wouldn't untie me from the rail.

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Scientist just found a fossilised dinosaur fart... it was a real blast from the past

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a month before my grandpa died, I put some oil on his back... after that he went downhill pretty fast...

 

[Veho]

When I was a child, my mom would put some food on a spoon to feed me and say "there's a train coming. there's a train coming", and it was in my best interest to eat, otherwise, she wouldn't untie me from the rail.

 

[Veho]

 

[BigOnYa]

A man was arrested today for theft while working as a road construction worker. His wife was interviewed and said she couldn't believe it, until she got home and seen the signs.

 

[AncientBoi]

Your Dad knew more gay positions than I did, when we...

 

[BakerMan]

Your Dad knew more gay positions than I did, when we...

That was Leo (I would've pinged him but he's gone), and then he tagged Luke in for seconds (again, didn't ping because he's banned)

 

[AncientBoi]

That was Leo (I would've pinged him but he's gone), and then he tagged Luke in for seconds (again, didn't ping because he's banned)

Gud riddance. I couldn't take his anymore

Me on a fixed income, and he kept asking for in PM's. I said to him

 

[Veho]