Cutest Pokémon

[Overlord Nadrian]

While I agree the furry stuff(although weird and some not even furry) is not porn or against the rules this isn't EoF. The topic was "what is the cutest pokemon?" and not "post as many pictures of pokemon you can". This applies to Rydian and many others(i.e. science posting poorly drawn pokemon for humor).
Yeah, that's what I meant with my (now removed) posts, but it seems like some people took it personal. I apologize for that, sorry everyone... But please, don't post funny/furry pics anymore, stay ontopic and post cute Pokémon. Also, there's no need to spam the topic with a new post every hour saying which Pokémon you like best, edit your posts instead (yes, I'm looking at you, strawhat-san/Anthony). Postcount =/= awesomeness. It's something you earn. Not something you can just get by spamming all the time.

So now, if you'll excuse me, I'll go enjoy my 3,000th post.

QUOTE(Seraph @ Mar 22 2010, 11:37 PM) And also for whoever said jynx before they changed her, were you being serious or was their a design before the final ugly one?

If memory serves right, Jynx was black first but now he/she/it (what is Jynx actually?) is purple. I think it's because otherwise it'd be a bit racist. I think the guy who posted it was joking about it though.

 

[Omega_2]

My guess is that's where that whole 'lazer' bit came/comes from

 

[bnwchbammer]

Dammit guys, who let Rydian in this thread? Of course there's furry pr0n of pokemans out there.
Anyway, my vote is Cyndaquil

Spoiler

 

[MissingNo._]

anybody who doesn't say "mudkip" is wrong

Spoiler

"Today being Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brough a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

"So I heard you like Mudkips..." "Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS." "O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a mudkips') "OF COURSE." "Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and."

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.

I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.

I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight."

Oh, and I vote Palkia.

Oh, and don't mind Dialga in this pic, because he sucks

 

[bultmus]

MissingNo.]

anybody who doesn't say "mudkip" is wrong

Spoiler

"Today being Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brough a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

"So I heard you like Mudkips..." "Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS." "O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a mudkips') "OF COURSE." "Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and."

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.

I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.

I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight."

Oh, and I vote Palkia.

Oh, and don't mind Dialga in this pic, because he sucks

well palkia sure does looks cool in this picture

 

[Overlord Nadrian]

well palkia sure does looks cool in this picture

I believe you mean cute, because the only 'cool' thing I see about them is the red eyes

 

[TheChosenBanana]

MUDKIP

 

[Blaze163]

charmander!
anyone have one for a trade, I need him!

Put a Magmar up for trade on the GTS, I did that yesterday and got my Charmander in return

Oh, and my vote is for Growlithe.

 

[Hells Malice]

Charmander is my oldschool favorite pokemon because he's so cute.
Gardevoir is my newschool favorite pokemon because she's so cute.

 

[bultmus]

well palkia sure does looks cool in this picture

I believe you mean cute, because the only 'cool' thing I see about them is the red eyes

ya i meant cute

sorry my bad

 

[updowners]

Spoiler

Admit it, you love it

 

[Deleted_171835]

Spoiler

Admit it, you love it

Ugh, Bidoof. He's a good HM Slave, though.

 

[bultmus]

Spoiler

Admit it, you love it

Ugh, Bidoof. He's a good HM Slave, though.

thats true!!

 

[Porobu]

CYNDAQUIL

 

[Porygonal]

Ugh wait,CUBONE!^^ Who doesn't love cute little dinosaurs...?Or he looks like one atleast...

 

[Porygon-X]

GIBLE FTW!!!

 

[Inunah]

Well, I don't know about any of you, but...

Misdreavous
Mudkip
Quagsire
Togepi
Shaymin
Medicham
Squirtle
Chansey
Clefairy
Happiny

 

[Snorlax]

Snorlax. :3
His fat rolls are just sooo adourable!

 

[iPikachu]

PIKACHU

 

[iMinotauro]

Jarachi is so adowable!!