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[Helpful Corn]

Festivus is a secular holiday celebrated on December 23 as a way to celebrate the holiday season without participating in its pressures and commercialism.

Airing of Grievances

The celebration of Festivus begins with the "Airing of Grievances", which takes place immediately after the Festivus dinner has been served. It consists of lashing out at others and the world about how one has been disappointed in the past year.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus

To participate in this thread copy the image of the festivus pole and list of prior grievances then simply add your grievences and username to the bottom of the list.

I'll start:

(DO NOT DECORATE)

1) I am severely disappointed in the miserable failure that was last years festivus pole - Helpful corn

 

[stinkoman]

2) I am severely disappointed in the miserable failure that is Helpful corn's festivus pole - DrOctapu

 

[FireGrey]

Is this like the thing we did one christmas where we all added an image to a tree?

 

[Cuelhu]

Do we get a pole dance? Where are the girls?

 

[Deleted User]

Are we going to do the feats of strength?

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Are we going to do the feats of strength?

Hell yes. Without Feats of Strength, Festivus is just a bunch of people bitching at each other.
And I get quite enough of that from my Christmas crowd.

*takes a fighting stance* Wanna go a couple rounds with an old Yank?