Corrupt a wish!

[Deleted member 319809]

Granted... but for real. The side-effect is that you can't even read this post, in which I granted your wish.

I wish not to get bored right before the Pokémon League in every Pokémon handheld game I play.

 

[alex_0706]

granted but your game crashed you so have to restart your adventure a new

i wish that the next person will wish the same as the first wish on page 666 in the future

 

[_kbnft]

Granted, but this game will never make it.
I wish flying cars were invented this year (2066)

 

[alex_0706]

granted it is here now (hovercrafts) the first car you buy will crash into the ground.

i wish i'm omnipotent for the rest of my life.

 

[Deleted member 319809]

Granted, but you have no knowledge of how to use that power correctly, so you end up destroying everything.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner.

 

[_kbnft]

Granted; but by being omnipotent, you're life becomes boring because there's nothing new to discover and everyone annoys you with questions.
Granted; that is truly what you want to be and everyone would love you and eat you.
I wish I wasn't a slowpoke.

 

[Xarsah16]

I wish I wasn't a slowpoke.

Granted, but now you've evolved into a slowbro.

I wish I could live in Equestria with the mane 6.

 

[nukeboy95]

granted but when you got there you realized that there no internet so you lift


i wish that the steam summer sale started now

 

[Flood]

granted but when you got there you realized that there no internet so you lift


i wish that the steam summer sale started now

Granted but nothing you want is on sale.

I wish for $10.

 

[nukeboy95]

granted but it was a counterfeit


*snip

 

[Flood]

granted but it was a counterfeit


*snip

Edit : didn't feel right corrupting the wish.

I wish I had the motivation to finish GTAIV.

 

[nukeboy95]

granted but then the game encounters a game-breaking glitch


i wish for nothing

 

[Deleted member 319809]

granted but it was a counterfeit


*snip

Wish corruption filtered due to the circumstances involved.

I wish for the 3DS to get properly hacked; that is, for it to run unsigned code.

 

[nukeboy95]

granted but they started to sell the hack for $15,000


i wish for a world with out death

 

[Deleted member 319809]

granted but they started to sell the hack for $15,000


i wish for a world with out death

Granted. The wish is corrupt in itself, because everyone gets bored of life and can't die to ward off the boredom, so they live a life of constant deep depression.

I wish Windows 8 didn't suck so much on a desktop computer.

 

[Flood]

granted but they started to sell the hack for $15,000


i wish for a world with out death

Granted but it's filled with undead.

I wish I didn't keep getting disconnected on MK Wii.

 

[nukeboy95]

(ugg stop quoting me)
Granted, but nintendo found out that you where running a "back up" copy of MK Wii and brick your wii


i wish for you to stop quoting me

 

[Flood]

Granted but i will continue to corrupt anything you post.

I wish my battery charged faster.

 

[nukeboy95]

Granted, but it charged so fast it caught on fire.


i wish to meet the Flying Spaghetti Monster

 

[Deleted member 319809]

Granted. Your (laptop?) battery now charges in 1 millisecond, but it also discharges in 1 millisecond.

I wish gangsta rap didn't exist at all, ever.

(edit: nukeboy95 Granted, I won't quote you anymore, but you'll never know whose wish I corrupt!)