Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, it spazzes out when it's NOT charging.

I wish for my phone to stop restarting randomly...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it now resets every 300 seconds

I wish to have a crappy jump, walk really slowly, especially on stairs, and have a noticeable delay each time I use my weapon...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but only because you're riding your bike up the stairs.

I wish to level up by punching someone in the face

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you only level up your understanding of newton's third law.

I wish to level up my insanity

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you need to remove all your friends to do so.

I wish to level up my randomness

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now you fight gravel with rainbows you obtained from failed custard pie

I wish for a sea of pudding

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you drown in a sea of awesomeness. I'm jelly D:

I wish I had some pudding >_

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted but its hardend



I wish that this girl thats in my school dident like me because she anoyes me

 

[nukeboy95]

granted you now have a crush on her



i wish that 2+2=fish

 

[Coltonamore]

Why would I want to have a crush on her she's crasy and annoying plus I don't even like her.



Granted but is 4 not fish stupid no avence

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but your wish was blown out of existence.

I wish for an explosive shoebox

 

[nukeboy95]

granted bot the government tuke it away



i wish that i was not soo shy

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted but you will alwas be shy

I wish to kill bevis and butthead as zero

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you die from a mental breakdown

I wish for a cereal number

 

[TwistedBlizzard]

Granted but you get a serial number... It's already been used...

I wish for less breakable speakers

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted but you get beats audio speakers wicth suck

 

[Luigi2012SM64DS]

no wish no grant.
i wish the next person would grant my wish.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but I have no idea what I'm doing

I wish I knew what I was doing...

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted but never



I wish to kill kenny by kicking him in the nuts

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I change your name to kenny.

I wish for a big shiny red button to press.