Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but they don't increase your HP or your TP

I wish for a lottery gummies

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but they have no taste.

I wish for some royal gummies to increase my IQ

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you soon come to realize that IQ is meaningless
I wish for sardines

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you can't figure out how to open the can.

I wish for coconut jelly

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you can't get it out

I wish for a coconut muffin

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I fire it

I wish the muffin factory hired derpy for the QA department...

 

[LunaWofl]

Not granted... She already works there
I wish the QA department stopped asking my what my favorite muffin is >_

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but they begin to ask you if you liked cupcakes...

I wish to never run out of muffins~

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now all your muffins are in suspended animation~

I wish to freeze myself on the moon for another 1000 years~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you spend another 1000 years on P4

I wish jupiter was made of bacon

 

[LunaWofl]

Grante- wait, you mean it isen't

I wish bill nye the science guy could explain why it isen't

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but he says it's made from gas.

I wish to send a probe into uranus.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it's no longer a surprise~

I wish inertia wasn't a property of matter

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now it's for rent.

I wish the laws of physics didn't apply to me...

 

[nukeboy95]

Granted, but i made new laws of physics that apply to you

i wish to break the law of gravity

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now every single law and theory in physics has to be rewritten in a single night.

I wish to know what was going through Isaac Newton's head when an apple fell on him...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted:
"effing parent's always making me do stuff i dont wanna do, I swear, it's not like I set fire to people OFTEN, and the guy I beat up was still alive, so what's HE complaining about!? Ugh... maybe I should think up of something smart, but how the hell will I ever think of something like tha- *apple falls on head* FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-, wait, that's it!!! I'll bully that nerd into teaching me stuff!!!"

I wish time travel wasn't so sticky :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, it's now slimy.

I wish time travel actually worked for me >_

 

[nukeboy95]

Granted, but you can only go 1 second in to the future


i wish for a pet worm hole

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, his name is Fred

I wish Fred would go fetch :/