Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but for whatever reason, it was modified to fire cupcakes...

I wish for a war between monocles and tophats

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the bubble pipes win. They ALWAYS do D:

I wish to wear a top hat and a monocle while blowing on a bubble pipe...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now I wear a paper bag over my head

I wish to dress like a hobo but use a sophisticated dialect~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, here's a shotgun while you're at it.

I wish to know what to do with the $50 in my steam wallet :/

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, ;
You reap the advantage of the steam sale...

I wish to edit this post

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I must edit this one as well.
Most of the games on sale my brother already has, and I don't feel like buying them again >_

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you decide based on what your friends have...

I wish I had friends :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. Hugs? :3

I wish I'd empty my recycle bin sooner, there was 10.2GB of crap in there!
Also, I think should get terraria again >_

 

[LunaWofl]

*accepts hug*
Granted, you now develop a compulsive obsessive tendency to empty your recycle bin after ever file you put in there...
Also, YAY TERRARIA and it's physics~

I wish to live on the moon ._.;

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but which one?

I wish to not live on this planet anymore ._.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now no other planets exist

I wish to live on phobos

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now the solar system is comprised entirely of moons.

I wish for a geocentric system...then I can get more than one sun to revolve around the earth

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now the sun is far too close to the earth

I wish for melon bread...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now I want some as well...haven't had some for ages >_

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now all the coffee you had is transformed into pocky

I wish I knew where I could get melon bread around here :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you make it yourself~

I wish for pineapple bread~

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it's moldy...

I wish for thee, pray tell... what is this... "pineapple bread" thou speakest of?

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, it's this bun with a sweet flaky top they sell in chinatown...well, I think it was called pineapple bread, not sure...

I wish for egg custard tarts~

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but I've taken a bite out of each one

I wish I knew how to make melon bread

Without blowing myself up >_

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I constantly remind you that you are not supposed to add nuclear waste to it.

I wish for some mango gummies