Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you will never lay your hands on one.

I wish to print combustible lemons. (lolwut)

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted but they explode after they get printed out.

I wish to see MLP right now.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you have to search for it.

I wish for a better laptop to replace this crappy shitbrick.

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Granted, you get a Mac... ha.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now you have to go to school on the weekends.

you get a Mac

That's still better than my laptop... D:

I wish I could take a week off from school...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, your school burns down.

I wish I knew how my right hand ended up covered in blood

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted it was touching your cycle?

I wish anime to add random internet memes.

 

[s4mid4re]

Granted, now we see a lot of POMF=3's in loli hentai anime.

I wish for MOAR!

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted but the later episodes contains heavy pics about shotas.

I wish s4mid4re stop with his addiction about lolis.

 

[s4mid4re]

Granted, I stopped, but couldn't resist and came back--worse than ever.

I wish Canonbeat would stop criticizing lolis and me. D:

 

[Canonbeat234]

Granted but the great power old justice converts him too be more diligent of fighting against lolis and junk that is not cool.

I wish Zelda from skyward sword stop being a freaking tease.

 

[Skelletonike]

Granted, but instead of Zelda you get a game where you have to save a macho hairy guy that will love you instead of princess Zelda. >3

I wish I had more milk... (Literally milk, I finished all the cartons of milk I had)

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it is sour...

I wish for endless insanity~

 

[Thanatos Telos]

Granted, but you are killed by it.
I wish........

 

[Deleted User]

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[Skelletonike]

Granted, but you get zombies falling from the sky instead. =O

I wish I had more rpgs to play..

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get an infinite supply of terrible RPGs

I wish to shuffle~

 

[duel]

Granted, you are condemned to play Shuffleboard for an eternity.

I wish I had some delicious doughnuts.

 

[s4mid4re]

Granted, they rotted your teeth and made you fat! D:

I wish GBATemp wouldn't make me do hw at 3:00am :x

 

[duel]

Granted, thanks to GBATemp your homework now starts at 4am. Enjoy.

I wish that something nice would happen for someone.